How do you mastrabat?

Answer 1

you take a blow dryer and warm the shaft of your penis while icing the head with ice cubes. then you get small amounts of ants to bite your penis which will cause pleasure within your testicles, while this goes on take a hamster (most commonly alive) and shove it deep into your anus. continue to let the ants chow down on your penis while some climb into the hole. then boom, your masrabating!