Bugs Bunny Vs Elmer Fudd Rap Battle lyrics?

Answer 1

Elmer Fudd: I'll get you, wabbit! Yo!!

I'm taking you to school,

Call me the professor.

You're sexually confused,

'Cause you're a cwossdwessa.

You wike to kiss men,

And that's weal funny.

Call up Hugh Hefner,

You're a gay boy bunny.

You're wost on this stage,

You need a map, Junkie.

You made a wong weft turn

At Albuquerque.

One mo'! One mo'!

I'm a pimp 'cause my hunting appeal's hot, son,

I do a dwive by on your hole

With my double bawweled shotgun! (edit)

Bugs Bunny: I know that you call me a "Wascally Wabbit".

You say your R's like W's,

That's a really bad habit.

It's room not womb,

Trees not twees.

You replace so many R's,

I thought that you was Chinese.

You're so stuck on yourself,

I'll call you Elmer's Glue.

I got you some coffee,

One lump or two?

Elmer Fudd: Two?

(Bugs smack Elmer on the head two times with a mallet leaving two lumps)

Bugs Bunny: I only dress like a girl,

To prove that you're gay.

Would you like a kiss, handsome?

Elmer Fudd: Weally? Okay.

Bugs Bunny: Elmer packs Phudd,

You heard what I said.

He's so bald,

I'll put a hare on his head.

I'll sit down on your head just like I was the Thinker.

Hmm. (farts) Ain't I a stinker?