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here's a really funny one: Subhah savere roz duty bajani hai, !

Thakaan ho yaa ho beemari ..

Lekin fir bhi hamesha yahi kahani hai, ! Soche kabhi toh, mile usse kuch araam,

Mile kuch rahat in bandishoN se ..

Use lekein fir bhi sada fileN banani hain !Chilchalati dhoop mein roz usse hai jana,

Lut-ta chaein uss pyari neend kaa..

Lekin logoN ko lage ki mast zind-gani hai ! Impression dikhana bhai boss ko..

Acchha aur energetic lage tan VA mann..

Suite-boot-perfume ki hi toh sab mehrbaani hai !Pohonche fir woh daftar, dekhe kaghaz farr farr,

Jhele kitne hi undekhe-sune fasane

Bechare ko kabhi boss toh kabhi client se banani hai !Iss beech poore din jaane kitne shor,

Jaane kitne shigoofe woh dekhe ..

Din bhar sekroN baar apni kabilyat bhi toh Jamani hai !choor choor ho jata hai dimaag ka system,

Shaam tak Sharir bhi karta hai malfunction,

Fir bhi ghar jaakar biwi ko muskaan dikhani hai !Bechara bhook se mara, tan bhi kare ishara

Ki mile kuch khaas usko ki thaka bechara..

Lekin ghar laut kar wahi roz roz daal khani hai ! Ados pados mein Jo sharmji-varma ji hai..

Ho unse bhi dosti bane bhaichara..

Wajah yahi ki society mein bhi toh image Banai hai !!Bahar ki duniya woh jhele

aur ghar pe bhi shaanti banani hai..

Lekin iss parr bhi BIWI

…….ko Pareshani hai !!

…………………Pareshani hai !!

Title:NAAK KA PAKODA HUA!!!!

yeah kya hua, kab hua.. areey kyun hua?

kaat gaya koi ya, jaane koi infection hua,

pyari se meri nose ka, top hai kuch phoola hua

yeah kaun blla hai jis se, meri naak ka pakoda hua!

neend gayi, chain khoya

sou na saka aisa pain hoya,

dekhi shakel jab jab aaine mein

dar gaya pahle, phir khob roya!

hil gaya tan-badan,

jab jab isko chua

hai re hai..

meri naak ka pakoda hua!!

loog terha terha ke swal kerte hein

phale gaur se dekhte hein naak, phir koi baat kerte hein

sabse bachke, ser ko neeche kerke, hum guzerte hein

kamine hamare dost bhee, ishare ker ker ke haste hein!

pahle hi thi shakel masha-allha,

tis per yeah "phoda" hua

chehre ka ban gaya chokhta jab se,

meri naak ka pakoda hua!

jab badhne lagi hamari naak, haddo se aage

utha ke isko hum, doctor ke paas bhage

dekher halat, doctor sahib mand-mand muskaye

bole, khud kar loge operation ya hum haath lagaye?

operation ka sunte hi naam,

khade ho gaye kaan,nikala dhua,

kaun se paap ki mil rahi yeah sajja,

haaaii, meri naak ka pakoda hua!!

abhi tek halat idher ke,

nazuk hein, nasaaz hein

khaa raha hoon tablets

aur dil mein ek aas hai

ho jayega phir se normal,

haal Jo yeah hai bigda hua

Rahe salamet aapki per,

kyun meri ke saath aisa hua,

koi bataye aakhir kyun?

meri naak ka pakoda hua?

meri naak ka pakoda hua?

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