here's a really funny one: Subhah savere roz duty bajani hai, !
Thakaan ho yaa ho beemari ..
Lekin fir bhi hamesha yahi kahani hai, ! Soche kabhi toh, mile usse kuch araam,
Mile kuch rahat in bandishoN se ..
Use lekein fir bhi sada fileN banani hain !Chilchalati dhoop mein roz usse hai jana,
Lut-ta chaein uss pyari neend kaa..
Lekin logoN ko lage ki mast zind-gani hai ! Impression dikhana bhai boss ko..
Acchha aur energetic lage tan VA mann..
Suite-boot-perfume ki hi toh sab mehrbaani hai !Pohonche fir woh daftar, dekhe kaghaz farr farr,
Jhele kitne hi undekhe-sune fasane
Bechare ko kabhi boss toh kabhi client se banani hai !Iss beech poore din jaane kitne shor,
Jaane kitne shigoofe woh dekhe ..
Din bhar sekroN baar apni kabilyat bhi toh Jamani hai !choor choor ho jata hai dimaag ka system,
Shaam tak Sharir bhi karta hai malfunction,
Fir bhi ghar jaakar biwi ko muskaan dikhani hai !Bechara bhook se mara, tan bhi kare ishara
Ki mile kuch khaas usko ki thaka bechara..
Lekin ghar laut kar wahi roz roz daal khani hai ! Ados pados mein Jo sharmji-varma ji hai..
Ho unse bhi dosti bane bhaichara..
Wajah yahi ki society mein bhi toh image Banai hai !!Bahar ki duniya woh jhele
aur ghar pe bhi shaanti banani hai..
Lekin iss parr bhi BIWI
…….ko Pareshani hai !!
…………………Pareshani hai !!
Title:NAAK KA PAKODA HUA!!!!
yeah kya hua, kab hua.. areey kyun hua?
kaat gaya koi ya, jaane koi infection hua,
pyari se meri nose ka, top hai kuch phoola hua
yeah kaun blla hai jis se, meri naak ka pakoda hua!
neend gayi, chain khoya
sou na saka aisa pain hoya,
dekhi shakel jab jab aaine mein
dar gaya pahle, phir khob roya!
hil gaya tan-badan,
jab jab isko chua
hai re hai..
meri naak ka pakoda hua!!
loog terha terha ke swal kerte hein
phale gaur se dekhte hein naak, phir koi baat kerte hein
sabse bachke, ser ko neeche kerke, hum guzerte hein
kamine hamare dost bhee, ishare ker ker ke haste hein!
pahle hi thi shakel masha-allha,
tis per yeah "phoda" hua
chehre ka ban gaya chokhta jab se,
meri naak ka pakoda hua!
jab badhne lagi hamari naak, haddo se aage
utha ke isko hum, doctor ke paas bhage
dekher halat, doctor sahib mand-mand muskaye
bole, khud kar loge operation ya hum haath lagaye?
operation ka sunte hi naam,
khade ho gaye kaan,nikala dhua,
kaun se paap ki mil rahi yeah sajja,
haaaii, meri naak ka pakoda hua!!
abhi tek halat idher ke,
nazuk hein, nasaaz hein
khaa raha hoon tablets
aur dil mein ek aas hai
ho jayega phir se normal,
haal Jo yeah hai bigda hua
Rahe salamet aapki per,
kyun meri ke saath aisa hua,
koi bataye aakhir kyun?
meri naak ka pakoda hua?
meri naak ka pakoda hua?
ru roo hy
Hasya kavita is a genre of humorous poetry in Hindi literature that aims to evoke laughter and amusement through light-hearted and witty verses. These poems often use wordplay, satire, and exaggeration to deliver comedic effects and entertain the audience.
computer ka future kya hoga
here is one from kaka hathrasi (jalebi) :जलेबीआए जब इंगलैंड सेभारत - विलियम डंग,खा कर गरम जलेबियाँडंग रह गए दंग,बोले, "इसे कैसे बनाता,ताज्जुब है रस भीतरकैसे घुस जाता"?,बैरा बोला, "साहब,इसे आरटिस्ट बनाते,बन जाती तो,इंजेक्शन से रस पहुँचाते।
Hasya sanjeevani
Prahlad Skariya has written: 'Hasya batrisi'
Manas Khatri 'Mastana' is a renowned Hindi Poet and Satirist. He is well-known for his art of Poetry Writing and Presentation. Currently he is 23 yrs old and has been writing since last 15 yrs. His First Book of Poetry 'Engineer-आस्तु' has been published at the age of 19 years. He is an outstanding performer of Kavi-Sammelans and has performed on Radio and TV Channels. His poems are published in various Magazines. Manas Khatri is Hasya-Vyang Visesh. Beside this he also writes Short Story, Play, Geet, Gazal and Chand. Apart from Literature field Manas is also an Entrepreneur and has a sound knowledge of IT and Technology.
Manas Khatri 'Mastana' is a renowned Hindi Poet and Satirist. He is well-known for his art of Poetry Writing and Presentation. Currently he is 23 yrs old and has been writing since last 15 yrs. His First Book of Poetry 'Engineer-आस्तु' has been published at the age of 19 years. He is an outstanding performer of Kavi-Sammelans and has performed on Radio and TV Channels. His poems are published in various Magazines. Manas Khatri is Hasya-Vyang Visesh. Beside this he also writes Short Story, Play, Geet, Gazal and Chand. Apart from Literature field Manas is also an Entrepreneur and has a sound knowledge of IT and Technology.
here is one : एक बार हुआ यूँ, की ग़ालिब सोचे, कुछ यूँ, क्या हो अगर, हो यूँ, और न यूँ !! अब जब ग़ालिब, सोचे यूँ, तो हुआ यूँ, की यूँ से मिला यूँ, कुछ यूँ, की पता न चला, ये यूँ, यूँ, या ये यूँ, यूँ !! क्योंकिं, ये यूँ, ही है, कुछ यूँ, की जो सोचने लगो, यूँ या यूँ, तो, यूँ ही यूँ में, निकलते जाते, यूँ पे यूँ ! यूँ पे यूँ !! ग़ालिब पहले परेशान, यूँ, या, यूँ ! अब नई परेशानी, की ये यूँ, यूँ, या ये यूँ, यूँ !! चेहरा-ए-ग़ालिब, कभी यूँ, और, कभी यूँ !! इसलिए कहे 'मजाल', ग़ालिब, आप सोचे ही क्यूँ, यूँ ? !!!
Manas Khatri 'Mastana', Popularly known as BROTHER INDIA, Manas is well-known for his art of Poetry Writing and Presentation. Currently he is 20 yrs old and has been writing since last 12 yrs. His First Book of Poetry 'Engineer-आस्तु' has been published at the age of 19 years. He is an outstanding performer of Kavi-Sammelans and has performed on TV Channels. His poems are published in various Magazines. Manas Khatri is Hasya-Vyang Visesh. Beside this he also writes Short Story, Play, Geet, Gazal and Chand.
Manas Khatri 'Mastana' is a renowned Hindi Poet and Satirist. He is well-known for his art of Poetry Writing and Presentation. Currently he is 23 yrs old and has been writing since last 15 yrs. His First Book of Poetry 'Engineer-आस्तु' has been published at the age of 19 years. He is an outstanding performer of Kavi-Sammelans and has performed on Radio and TV Channels. His poems are published in various Magazines. Manas Khatri is Hasya-Vyang Visesh. Beside this he also writes Short Story, Play, Geet, Gazal and Chand. Apart from Literature filed Manas is also an Entrepreneur and has a sound knowledge of IT and Technology.
Manas Khatri 'Mastana' is a renowned Hindi Poet and Satirist. He is well-known for his art of Poetry Writing and Presentation. Currently he is 23 yrs old and has been writing since last 15 yrs. His First Book of Poetry 'Engineer-आस्तु' has been published at the age of 19 years. He is an outstanding performer of Kavi-Sammelans and has performed on Radio and TV Channels. His poems are published in various Magazines. Manas Khatri is Hasya-Vyang Visesh. Beside this he also writes Short Story, Play, Geet, Gazal and Chand. Apart from Literature field Manas is also an Entrepreneur and has a sound knowledge of IT and Technology.