How do you perform on the Ellen show?

Answer 1

The very first action that must be performed on the ellen show is to tell ellen not directly that you are open to any gay experiences by throwing multiple ferrets at her that you have just recently drooled all over then shove a carrot in your ear then fill your vagina with expandofoam then keep filling it and then remove it leaving your giant gaping box slaggin on the floor leaving a slime trail much like the slug or snail then the queef like stench will actract the wild carpet muncher and put her into a box guzzling frantic fase where she will do nothing but violently abuse bonzai trees and eat blue cheese on chimychungaz.