How would you start a funny story?

Answer 1

If you want to start or end a funny story, a good way would be to change around the consequences of a well known fairy tale but still use some of the original lines like "This ones too hot" from Goldilocks but add in your own modernised ones like "A Jesus will you pass may the third bawl o' that porridge stuff, ye this toast does need a bit o' butter don't it!?" and stuff or you could let red riding hood eat the wolf and the granny gets pushed off a cliff as long as you make it not make logical sense.