What are the Lyrics to the 'Schoolhouse Rock' Theme Song?

Answer 1

The lyrics to the Schoolhouse Rock theme song, are as follows:

As your body grows bigger

Your mind must flower

It's great to learn

Cause knowledge is power!

It's Schoolhouse Rocky

The chip off the block

Of your favorite schoolhouse

Schoolhouse Rock!

Answer 2

Oh, dude, you wanna know the lyrics to the 'Schoolhouse Rock' theme song? It goes like, "Conjunction Junction, what's your function?" and then it's like, "I'm just a bill, yes, I'm only a bill." You know, those catchy tunes that somehow managed to make learning fun back in the day.

Answer 3

Well, the very first day that I went to school

The teacher said I was a hopeless fool,

Sat me in the corner on a dunce's stool

And I ain't goin' back no more.

...Ain't goin' back no more, no more.

...I ain't goin' back no more.

...Ain't goin' back to the little red schoolhouse.

...Ain't goin' back no more.

Well, this bloke up front with all the clues

Is raving on about "whom" and "whose".

I'm just sittin' there undoin' screws,

And I ain't goin' back no more.

Another old twit what thought he was smart

Handed around some sheets for Art.

I made mine into a paper dart,

And I ain't goin' back no more.

Then this 'ere English Literature pest

Talked about the books that he said were the best

While I read comics under the desk,

And I ain't goin' back no more.

"You'll never get a job!" says this 'eadmaster gent.

I laughed at him, and off I went,

And now I'm sittin' in parliament,

And I ain't goin' back no more.

...No chorus

Yes, I'm part of the government of this 'ere nation

And I couldn't care less about education.

I find such a subject beneath my station,

And I ain't goin' back no more.