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Ron's disease
Harry; Hello! I'm Harry Potter! What a beutiful day here at the Hogwaqrts school of mystery magical tours!
Ron; Everyday is beutiful with you here Harry! But...
Harry; But what Ron?! What could be wrong?!
Ron; I've got a secret affliction, Harry.
Harry; Disgusting!
Ron; You don't even know what it is yet, Harry! It's lice. Wizard lice.
Dumbledore; Did somebody say lice?
Ron; I said lice! How did he know?
Dumbledore; Harry, you must help your friend. Another infestation is the next thing we need. Since lice are magical creatures, you must go to Hagrid. The terrible half giamt. He'll know what to do!
Harry; Fine.
Ron; Yaaaaaay! (Shakes his head!)
Harry; Don't do that! Okay, let's go.
At Hagrids...
Ron;What is that, Harry?
Harry; It looks like a big hairy matress.
Ron; May I jump on it?
Harry; Do as you wish you diseased child. No! Wait! Look! It's moving!
Hagrid gets up
Harry; Hagrid! We've come for your folksy advice! Ron has wizard lice!
Hagrid; I'll help after I take a small nap...
Harry; You already took a nap.
Hagrid; All right, all right.
Hagrid (Sings!); If you wanna get rid of that wizard lice,
You gotta listen to Hagrid's good advice
Rub meat in your hair
till the smell gets in the air
Let it sit for an hour
They might die from the stink power
Then rub some mayonaise into your scalp
Wipe it off with an old pair o boots
Turn around
Touch the ground once
Clkap your hands twice
Now you don't got any...
Lice
Ron; I liked the song, Hagrid. But I can't afford any mayoniase.
Hagrid: Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harry; Can't we just light his hair on fire, or something?
Hagrid; There is another way. But you ain't gonna like it.
Ron is haging up side down. Hagrid hit him with stck twice
Ron; Ooh! Ooh! Thank you Hagrid! I feel a hundred % better now.
Harry (Thinks!); With Hagrid's mighty powers, I can conquer anything!
Harry; Hagrid! Your skills are needed alsewhere! Come with me, and bring your muscles!
Hagrid; I don't know Harry. You go do it yourself.
Harry; I'll leave a small pile of fish at your door step everyday for a month.
Hagrid; You got yourself a deal, Harry Potter
Hermione; Hello Harry! Hello Hagrid!
Harry; Hello female Ron! Hit!
Hagrid hits Hermione
Snape; Did you finished your posions homework?
Harry; No! Now!
Hagrd hits Snape
Harry; He's still got some lice! Hit him again.
Snape; Aaaaaaah!
Voldemort; Harry Potter. I've been waiting for you. Avada Ke-
Harry; No time to chat Voldemort.
Voldemort; da-
Harry and Hagrid exit
Voldemort; Every time I try to kill Harry, I-
Dumbledore; Harry! id you rid Ron of his wizard lice?
Harry; You bet I did! Now!
Dumbledore; Trying to take a whack at the old head master, are you?
Harry; Oh my god! He's an android!
Dumbledore; That's right. I'm an android. A gay android.
Dun dun duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun!!!
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Who voices Aragog in the Harry Potter movies?
In Harry Potter Aragog is probably a large puppet controlled by different people. other puppes in movies would include the giant basilisk in harry potter 2, Jabba the hutt from Star Wars, or the shark from Jaws at the end of harry potter 2 look at the end credits, and look under the category of puppet handlers, there will probably be names of the puppet controllers
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Wizard Swears is part of the Potter Puppet Pals series. If you aren't familiar with it, Potter Puppet Pals is a comedic fanfic based on Harry Potter, acted out with puppets, and placed on YouTube. Although it is popular, it is not officially part of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series.
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