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A long long time ago someone farted. Then he had ice scream and became a secret agent And then jumped of an air plane. he realized that he did not have a parachute and tried calling super man. He takes out his cellphone to call him. ( by the way his phone is a highplex futuristic trillion dollar phone). So he realizes that there is no cell connection. He is just above the clouds falling. If he had listened to his grandma-ma on the plane he would have known that this trillion dollar futuristic phone did not need cell connection to work. Since he could not call super man he thought of calling the swat team to protect him and give him a secure landing on the ground, Because they where seriously quickly when it came to getting places. He knew he did not need cell connection to call the swat.His trillion dollar phone was the best! although he was upset because The swat was not as cool as super man. So The big man decided to drop his phone, concluding to the fact that it was useless though it could call the swat. He wanted to be rescued from falling to the ground in still. The swat were not stialish but superman was. He was ten feet from the ground. He found a emergency parachute in his backpack but it was not stialish, so he threw onto the wings of the burning wind. He decided that his life was going to end And said his closed his eyes an farted And that was the last we will ever her of The big man. THE END. ("hope that helped you learn about the mi'kmaq and there use of land. bye!!!")

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