Book two, Jacob : "Hey Rosalie, How do you drown a blond?" Then i continued on the same breath, "Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool."
Edward proposes to Bella, but she believes he is joking. "Bella you're hurting my ego, I just proposed to you and you think it's a joke." he said in the novel. It ends without that in the movie. They do get married in Breaking Dawn and Bella lets Alice plan the wedding.
The Joke's Over was created in 2006.
The joke where the punch line is boo-vine is what do you call a cow that's a ghost?
The duration of Kanashii kibun de joke is 1.8 hours.
The Joke That Failed - 1917 is rated/received certificates of: UK:U
This must be some kind of joke...
Well obviously it would be Shelby Wilder:)
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pooll lol. the best joke in the world. don't you think... Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. (Got it from breaking dawn.) :) It's funny because I'm blonde. (Y)
um there was ho do you drown a blonde, how do you erase a blonde's memory and how do a blondes brain cells die.... Nix Sky's answer- here are the answers (i cant remember the middle one) Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pond.......?.......... alone
they are called sagas and they suck! No they dont suck ( unless you are being funny with a vampire joke :))) the first one is twilight then new moon eclipse then breaking dawn is going to be split into two probably
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Blonde jokes are short because if you were to have a joke that goes on and on the person whom you are telling the joke to will lose interesteds in what you are telling him/her.
tell her a joke on saturday?
Tell her a joke on a Monday
Tell her a joke on Monday
He was disgusted by the thought of Bella having sex with Edward. Especially since he realized they were going to do the deed while she was still human.
Well, this is a blonde joke and a Brazilian joke. A blonde was reading a newspaper and it said "Three Brazilian soldiers died today in Iraq." The blonde got scared and asked someone, "how much is a Brazilian?"