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Book two, Jacob : "Hey Rosalie, How do you drown a blond?" Then i continued on the same breath, "Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool."
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This must be some kind of joke...
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How do you drowned a blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pooll lol. the best joke in the world. don't you think... Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. (Got it from breaking dawn.) :) It's funny because I'm blonde. (Y)
In the Twilight Series Breaking Dawn what was the second joke about blondes that Jacob said to Rosalie?
um there was ho do you drown a blonde, how do you erase a blonde's memory and how do a blondes brain cells die.... Nix Sky's answer- here are the answers (i cant remember the middle one) Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pond.......?.......... alone
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