(Note: The bracketed texts are translations.)
Reuben said the following:
There's my raspberry soccer ball!
(There's my girlfriend!)
You don't need bubble wrap to know when its chowder time
(Please, calm down)
Wow, you can make a dog bark faster than a fish can climb a tree.
(I think you're cute.)
Ya might as well tie a knot around two kangaroos, know what I'm saying?
(I can't finish this enormous piece of cheesecake!)
Does a six-finger chimpanzee eat cardboard nuggets for breakfast?
(No.)
Does neon spaghetti take a sandwich ride down to the polo fields?
(Yes.)
Ugh, I've got more pigs in a blanket than hobos have sideburns.
(I ate too much.)
I'm ready to hang my socks on your monkey parade.
(I want to go on a double date with you and your friend.)
See ya in the ketchup factory, Bubbleface!
(Good bye/See you!)
'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your rooster's dancing?
(Hello, how are you today?)
You've got ointment all over your bumbleberry.
(I think you're gross.)
This type of language is known by fans as 'Reubanese'.
References:
http://icarly.wikia.com/wiki/Reuban
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Gretchen Rubin has: Played herself in "Today" in 1952. Played Herself - Panelist in "The Hour" in 2005. Played herself in "Happiness Is" in 2009. Played herself in "The Marilyn Denis Show" in 2011. Played herself in "Katie" in 2012.
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Nancy Rubin has: Played Waitress in "Amen" in 1986. Played Woman in "Dream On" in 1990. Played Herself - Guest in "The Charlie Rose Show" in 1991. Played Sheila in "The Steven Banks Show" in 1991. Played Guest in "Friends" in 1994.
Nate Rubin has: Played Rocky in "Into Character" in 2004. Played Simon in "Conversationally Challenged" in 2005. Played Keith in "The Wisdom Tree" in 2008. Played Luke in "Barbacks" in 2010. Played K (Killer) in "Only Hints, No Right Answers" in 2010.
Alfred Rubin Thompson has: Played Silas in "Winner Takes All" in 1998. Played Mr. Buchman in "Wave Parameters" in 2003. Played Thug in "How I Met Your Mother" in 2005. Played Store Owner in "The Office" in 2005. Played Huge Scary Patient in "iCarly" in 2007. Played Tyson in "Sons of Anarchy" in 2008. Played Jennings in "Justified" in 2010. Played Guard in "Raising Hope" in 2010. Played Big Al in "Jewelry Girls" in 2011. Played Oakland Nate in "Decisions" in 2011. Played Bobo the Caretaker in "The Haunting of Whaley House" in 2012. Played Marlon in "Abstraction" in 2013. Played Matt in "White Girls" in 2013. Played Shiny in "Gang Related" in 2013. Played Bouncer in "Where You Are" in 2013. Played Doze in "Club Dead" in 2014.
Noam Rubin has: Played TJ in "The Colorful Beyond" in 2009. Played Jordan in "Camp Windstone" in 2012. Performed in "Like Brothers Do" in 2012. Played Employee in "Trophy Wife" in 2013. Played Store Emloyee in "Trophy Wife" in 2013.
Chanda Rubin has: Played herself in "SportsFigures" in 1995. Played herself in "No Strings" in 2003. Played herself in "Center Court" in 2003. Played himself in "US Open 2008" in 2008. Played herself in "Best of Five" in 2008. Played herself in "Australian Open 2013" in 2013.
Gaylee Rubin has: Played Nurse attendent in "West Bloomfield" in 2010. Played The Speaker in "Scourge" in 2010. Played Conference Room Survivor in "Branded" in 2010. Played Anne in "13th Sign" in 2011. Played Doris Greene in "Margarine Wars" in 2012. Played Kara in "Vengeance" in 2013.