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[Fade in on Valerie Harper walking into Brenda's kitchen to open the fridge, Cal Smith's "Country Bumpkin" is playing in the background, Valerie opens the fridge.]

Rhoda Morgenstern: Let's see here, Bologna, bread, lettuce, American cheese, and Miracle Whip.

[Valerie looks at the empty Miracle Whip jar, grabs a butter knife, a doorbell is heard.]

Rhoda Morgenstern: Uh-oh, I'm out of Miracle Whip, there's Brenda.

[Valerie puts the stuff back in the fridge, and the empty Miracle Whip jar on the table, Julie Kavner arrives with a grocery bag.]

Rhoda: Uh, Brenda?

Brenda: I just brought some Miracle Whip, Rho.

[Cut to the animated Miracle Whip logo with "THE BREAD SPREAD" written on it, a copyright date appears.]

Narrator: A sandwich just isn't a sandwich without Miracle Whip salad dressing, The bread spread from Kraft.

[Fade to black]

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