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One bite at a time.

OR:

  1. Do not eat anything for the days that precede the "piano eating" day.
  2. Get a saw (under parental watch) and saw the piano into edible sized pieces.
  3. Separate the keys from the wood.
  4. Add seasoning.
  5. Eat up!

*Make sure you eat the keys first, then the pedals, and finally the wood.*

*Please make it a priority to eat cherry or mahogany wood. *

*Yamaha and Steinway & Sons are the most delicious brands of Grand Pianos*

It is not recommended to eat any form of pianos; grand or keyboard. Thank you.

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