How do you get your boyfriend to break up with you?

Answer 1

Ooh! One of my favorite questions to answer! Mwa ha ha ha haa! Okay, so be obnoxious: like if he sits with you at lunch, belch alot, talk really loud, take food from his plate, (that will drive him up a wall!) lean your head on his shoulder and say, "Oh, honey! I have a big question for you! How many kids do you want to have when you're older? Cuz' I want a WHOLE bunch of 'em! And guess what?! When you call me tonight, I want to tell you ALL about my day! It was so fantabuluous!" Squeal a lot, and wear pink outfits all the time! It will drive him crazy! Soon enough, he'll have to break up with you!

i luv the other answer this is one of my favs too but what if i already talk loud and he doesnt eat, with kids...haha srry sweetie but uhm, no i plan on staying a virgin so adoption, u see with these kinda situations, like mine, wait for him to get tired and bored if he doesnt make a move to kiss you in the next couple weeks then its a sign. so there, just wait and when it happens just say "hey, i have a question for you! why are you such a dumba**?" and if his answer is stupid then say "DUMBA** B****" or "dumb butt jerk for the special kid version.

Answer 2

Why don't you break up with him?

Otherwise, I would just suggest that you be really mean to him. Another idea is to start acting out, or to "don't be yourself". Even going around and flirting with other guys would works. Ignoring a guy always pisses him off too.

However, forcing him to break up with you is immature, and he might know that you want him to end the relationship, so he wont.

There could also be a time shortly after you end the relationship that you realize you still like him, wouldn't that just be funny?

However, as a last resource, you could always just cheat on him. He'll probably break up with you then, and more than likely never want you back. Good luck!