How much does it cost to be Chris Brown's wife?

Answer 1

It depends if its a Pure bred Chris Brown or a Mixed.

If its Pure Bred it's normally about $60 a month because of all the microphones and fancy clothes.

If its a mixed breed Chris Brown it is a little more expensive because you need to buy him some diapers for the early years.

If you want him to sing for you, you have to pay an extra ten dollars because of him being such an... "awesome"... Singer.

So if that dosen't answer your question i don't know what will.

Answer 2

Well, honey, being Chris Brown's wife will cost you a whole lot more than just money. You'll need to have the patience of a saint, a bodyguard on speed dial, and a therapist on retainer. So, if you're willing to pay the price with your sanity, self-respect, and safety, then go ahead and shoot your shot.