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It certainly is a wonderful play on words. It may have a specific name or names, which I don't know.

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Dr. Rock aka Randy Hanzlick, M.D.

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Q: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy?
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Who sang I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal Lobotomy?

Randy Hanzlick. The lyrics are below:Jimmy and I were brothers. We went down different paths. Jimmy always listened to my mother, And me, I never like to take a bath. As we grew and tumbled through adulthood The pressure caused emotional drain. So now I'm slowly dying in the bottle and Jimmy has to live with half a brain. Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me, And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy. Just different ways to kill the pain the same. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, Than have to have a frontal lobotomy. I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane. Jimmy let his troubles drive him crazy. He never tried to drown it in a drink. I know that drinking makes my thinking hazy, But at least I still have brains enough to think. Jimmy's got a brain that isn't stable. He doesn't have the sense to say his name. I'm sorry that his doctor was unable To remove the proper portion of his brain. Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me, And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy. Just different ways to kill the pain the same. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, Than have to have a frontal lobotomy. I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane. Funny how the world works. People can be real jerks. Some prefer the tension over booze. Either way it ends the same. Hard to beat the living game. Might as well enjoy it while you lose. When I need a drink I start to shiver And Jimmy always viewed it with concern. But I'd rather have cirrhosis of the liver Than an intellect that's second to a fern. I wonder if old Jimmy's gonna hear it When I tell him that his logic wasn't sound. They'll dose him up on lots of evil spirits When they take him to the psychiatric grounds. Yes, me, I've got a bottle in front of me, And Jimmy has a frontal lobotomy. Just different ways to kill the pain the same. But I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, Than have to have a frontal lobotomy. I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane. I might be drunk, but at least I'm not insane!


What are some alcoholism slogans?

It depends if you mean against, about, or in favor of alcoholism.Against:Stay alive. Don't drink and drive.The problem is not your next drink, but the one after that.Your job or your drinking. We'll help you quit one of these.For:I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.


What bones are connected by the frontal sutu?

The front part of the skull (frontal bone) is the bone that is connected by the frontal suture.


How many frontal lobes do human have?

We have 1 frontal lobe... located in the front


What does Lobotomy mean?

It was a surgical procedure carried out on the front part of the brain. the doctor would take an ice-pick like tool, put it through the eye socket, then swing it back and forth.Lobotomies were used in the past to treat a wide range of severe mental illnesses. This procedure is has been deemed barbaric and is no longer practiced.***Modern medical practice does still incorporate forms of lobotomy (neurosurgery) to treat otherwise intractable, treatment-resistnant mental disorders (including severe anxiety and depressive states), often with promising results. It is, however, resorted to only after more conventional treatments (medications) have proved ineffective.A lobotomy is the surgical removal of a lobe of the brain.


What is frontal wedging?

Frontal wedging is when warm air and cold air collide at the surface, or front.


What is frontal pressure?

It is a pressure which comes from the front


What is the plane that divides the body into front and back halves is?

Coronal/frontal plane.


What is the purpose of the frontal bone?

it is a flat bone.....rIs the frontal bone a long boneYesboner oneits a flat boneThe frontal bone is the bone in the forehead, what gives your forehead structure, and the front part of the cranium.


What is a extended word for front?

frontal, fronted, frontier :)


What does frontal mean?

A view of someone naked from the front.


Which type of front has the steepest frontal surface?

Stationary