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My favorite song by the Smothers Brothers, from their album Sibling Rivalry has the following lyrics:
[singing]
Tom: I fell in a vat of chocolate, I fell in a vat of chocolate
Dick: What'd you do when you fell into the chocolate
All: Laly do dum lally do dum day
Tom: Well I fell in a vat of chocolate, I just fell in a vat of chocolate
[talking]
Dick: Wait a minute wait a minute you just said you fell in a vat of chocolate
Tom: I know I just fell right in this vat of chocolate
Dick: I know and I asked you a question i said what did you do when you fell in the chocolate
Tom: I swam a lot theres um threres this 30 foot vat it was just full of chocolate
Dick: 30 foot across?
Tom: No deep 30 feet deep of chocolate and I fell right into
Dick: Well what happened what did you do when you fell in
Tom: I Uh I even hate to think about it cuz it's
Dick: No Im serious
Tom: Terrible experience
Dick: What did you do what did you do to get out
Tom: I was just um walking down by my house and theres this vat of chocolate
Dick: What did you do first of all there had to be a restraining rail on the vat of chocolate
Tom: Well I um used to kind of balance on that rail I used to walk on that rail,and someone evidently put something slippery on that rail because I fell right in there
Dick: Okay then what happened tom what did you do after you fell in there
Tom: I yelled fire
[Singing]
Tom: I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate, I yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate
Dick: Tom why did you yell fire when you fell into the chocolate
All: Laly do dum lally do dum day
[talking]
Tom: Well
Dick: Now I want you to think about it, it must have been a very traumatic experience
Tom: Oh its just a horrible experience I had chocolate all over me I was summing around
Dick: What possessed you to yell fire when you in this vat of liquid, chocolate, there was no fire. you where in the chocolate and you yelled fire that's pretty ridicules if you ask me
Tom: It certainly is
[Singing]
Tom: I just yelled fire when I fell into the chocolate
Dick: Tom why did you yell fire when you fell into the chocolate
Tom: Why I yelled fire because no one would save me if I yelled CHOCOLATE!!
All: Laly do dum lally do dum day
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What is the meaning of Adam's song by blink-182?
The lyrics to Adam's song were sent to Blink 182 by a fan who committed suicide. It is basically a suicide note that he wanted them to put music to. Wikipedia says the inspiration was "Adam Jimmy" of the Mr.Show sketch "Titanica" Basic plot is a boy named "Adam Jimmy" who tried to commit suicide by jumping into a vat of acid. He did this from listening to the "Titanica" song "Try Suicide" He survives.
NYS VTL 1202 a-2c?
It basically says you cannot park within 30 feet of a flashing signal, stop sign, etc. I never eard of it either until I got a $65 for parking in the same spot or over year. The ticket was stamped 3:00am so I was obviously preventing someone from seeing the sign!! Go to: http://codes.lp.findlaw.com/nycode/VAT/VII/32/1202
What are the major tax laws in Uganda?
In Uganda, major tax laws include the Income Tax Act, which governs taxation on individuals and corporations, and the Value Added Tax (VAT) Act, which imposes a tax on goods and services. The Excise Duty Act regulates taxes on specific goods and services, while the Stamp Duty Act addresses taxes on legal documents and transactions. Additionally, the Local Governments Act provides for local revenue collection, allowing municipalities and districts to impose taxes.
What are different types of taxes collected by the customs department of Uganda revenue authority?
The Uganda Revenue Authority's customs department collects several types of taxes, including import duties, which are levied on goods brought into the country, and excise duties on specific products such as alcohol and tobacco. Additionally, value-added tax (VAT) is applied to imported goods, and there are also environmental levies on certain items. The customs department also enforces compliance with regulations and ensures proper documentation for all imports and exports.
How Uganda revenue authority calculates import duty?
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What whiskey did Lewis Nixon drink in band of brothers?
Vat 69
What happens with the conche vat during chocolate processing?
When in the conche van, the choclate liquoir is evenyl distributed.
Is food included in VAT?
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Who was the first kid to fail in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory?
Augustus Gloop....the German boy.....he fell into the chocolate vat trying to drink the chocolate and went up the spout to the mixing room. the next was the girl who turned into a blueberry, then it was Verouca Salt then Mike Teevee. :)
How many types of vat?
The types of VAT........ 1 ) INPUT VAT @ 4 % 2 ) INPUT VAT @ 1 % 3 ) INPUT VAT @ 12.5 % 4 ) OUTPUT VAT @ 1 % 5 ) OUTPUT VAT @ 4 % 6 ) OUTPUT VAT @ 12.5 %
How do you know if someone is really listening to what you have to say?
Ask them questions throughout. For example if you were saying "the temperature of the apple is is 45 degrees Celsius when it is lowered into the vat and smothered in chocolate, this is because the chocolate is warm. Tom, what is the temperature of the apple?"
What items don't get charged with vat?
food except when catered for or non essential item's e.g chocolate books drugs and medicine prescribed exports
Gross of vat and net of vat?
There is no such term as gross of VAT. The amount with VAT is called the gross amount while the net of VAT is the amount after the VAT has been deducted.
How can I reclaim VAT?
To reclaim VAT, you need to be a registered business that has paid VAT on goods or services. You can reclaim the VAT by submitting a VAT return to the tax authorities, detailing the VAT you have paid and the VAT you have charged. This process allows you to receive a refund for the VAT you have paid.
What is VAT output and VAT input?
VAT that is charged by a business and paid by its customers is known as "output VAT" (that is, VAT on its output supplies). VAT that is paid by a business to other businesses on the supplies that it receives is known as "input VAT
Is net of vat is the same with vat inclusive?
vat exclusive
Is net of vat and vat inclusive the same?
No, net of VAT and VAT inclusive are not the same. "Net of VAT" refers to the price before any VAT is added, while "VAT inclusive" indicates the total price that includes VAT. For example, if a product costs $100 net of VAT and the VAT rate is 20%, the VAT inclusive price would be $120. Understanding the distinction is crucial for pricing and accounting purposes.
