yo mama so fat she cant fit through the drive through at McDonald's
yo mama so fat when she was stakeboarding it broke and she was still rolling
yo mamma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested
yo mamma so tall when she did a cartwhell she kicked jesus in theface
I will tell you 3 yo mama jokes
Yo mama is so stupid she plays the Game Boy without batteries.
RIDDLE:
(Part 1)
In a man's torso,
you will find,
my secret,
to all mankind.
If true and false,
can be the same,
you will soon know my fame,
up, up and up again,
good luck my friend!
(Part 2)
There was nothing good in the chest,
and other lines of the poem made no sence.
If ture and fales can be the same,
you will son answer with something real?
"It knows of my fame",
how can that be answered with something real?
It sounded like a board game... You figure out the answer.......................
ok it is the board game operation.
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, i cant believe it's not butter. Yo momma is so fat, she fell in love and broke it. Yo momma is so dumb that she tripped over a wireless phone. Yo momma is so cheap, she needed coupons for the dollar store. Yo momma is so ugly her birth certificate was an apology from the condom store.
Yo Momma is so fat that when she steps on a scale its like Duracell, it keeps going, and going, and going.
Yo momma is so dum, she thought the microwave was a TV
Your mamma is so ugly that when she entered an ugly pageant they said "Sorry no professionals."
Thanks :)
Yo mommas teeth are so yellow. i cant believe itss not butter!!!!
you mommas so fat, she fell in love and broke it
When yo mama so fat goes to the movie theatre, she sits next to everyone!
Yo momma's so short she makes plankton look 10 feet tall
Personally I think they are kinda rude and I shouldn't encourage you but........ .yo momma so fat she can't fit through the door .yo momma so ugly people have to waer special goggles to look at her face so they won't die .yo momma so ashey she looks like shes already cremated These should not be used on somebody who is bigger and toufer than you.
i heard that sum kid was bored and told his friend a joke about is momma so he said sumtin bak so it jus turned into a game
Find Yo Mamma jokes on Youtube.
There are a number of sites that are currently offering a wide range of Yo Mama jokes. One can view some good clean Yo Mama jokes on sites such as Jokes 4 Us, Yo Mama Jokes Galore and Laugh Factory.
Yo momma's so short she makes plankton look 10 feet tall
the best site for your mama jokes is www.yourmama.com. http://www.ahajokes.com/yo_mama_jokes.html
First, you go on Google and type Yo Mamma Jokes then you click Google Search then you will have some options.
its a joke look on the Internet yo momma jokes E.G yo mommas so ugly even bob the builder couldn't fix than.
There are a few places that offer a wide variety of yo momma jokes but one of the top places to find them is at yomommajokesgalore. they have every yo momma joke staring with the first one invented.
Together, Yo Momma and MTV launched YoMomma.tv. This is a Web 2.0 community for increasing viewer engagement with the program. Users could put up their own yo-momma jokes.
Yo momma so fat when she stands on the weighing scale you can see your phone number.
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You have to download it n you're phone if you have an android or iphone
Yo momma soooo dumb i told her to go get me some cigeretgtes and she wenmt to da flee market
it is the starting of many insults, and is considered an insult itself. yo mamma starts an entire seiries of 'yo mamma' jokes.
Personally I think they are kinda rude and I shouldn't encourage you but........ .yo momma so fat she can't fit through the door .yo momma so ugly people have to waer special goggles to look at her face so they won't die .yo momma so ashey she looks like shes already cremated These should not be used on somebody who is bigger and toufer than you.