What are the English lyrics to kurumi ponchio by hatsune miku?

Answer 1

Oh, dude, you want the English lyrics to "Kurumi Ponchio" by Hatsune Miku? Well, technically, that song is in Japanese, so the English lyrics would be a translation of the original Japanese lyrics. You could probably find a translated version online if you really want to know what the song is about, but like, it might lose some of its charm in translation, you know?

Answer 2

Greetings, gentlemen!

I've got my oven open right now!

"Would you like to heat it up?"

"Yes, please."

Set it on fire and fill it up immediately !

Your banana, my mango.

Have them peeled and enjoy it's taste.

You still want more?

But even so you shouldn't be too rough on it...!

. . .

Field day is held on bed!

Roll over the ball on the black bush!

Hold and rub the orb that's by the goal,

and send it to heaven in one go!

. . .

I'm thirsty already.

But I'm still a babe,

so I only can drink milk.

. . .

Plentifully squeezed and you're ready to drop.

You're a an ikemen(*hunk),

tsukemen(*a kind of ramen),

I'm zamen(*sperms)!

. . .

Have some salty pancake if you've become hungry.

You could add sweetness as you like

by scraping sweet syrup from here.

. . .

Mix your milk and my honey together,

and then slosh the prime magic to it!

The secret spell is...

. . .

Kurumi Ponchio!! (*ochinpo miruku=ochinpo milk=*** milk)

. . .

Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi

. . .

I'll have it raw and fresh by rubbing it,

squeezing it and sprinkling it firstly in the morning! (Yup!)

. . .

Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi

Chug-a-lug plentifully, soundly and firmly!

(Gulp, gulp!)

. . .

Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi

Morning wood, surprisingly white, thick and sticky *censored* flavor!

(Yup!)

. . .

Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi

It's stuck in my head, awake or asleep!

(Oh! My heartbeat!)

. . .

Hey, hey! How long are you going to leave me alone?

Is your leek just an ornament? No! No!

Gaze at me seductively, that's right!

Oh, I might be going nuts!

. . .

All in all, I'm just saying to love me.

Please embrace me tightly and strongly.

. . .

Get up your spirits! Get up your ***!

It's showtime tonight again!

. . .

If I lick ten thousand candies of charm, I wonder if I could be growing up.

Would my chest grow a little bigger also?

. . .

I want you to fill me with overflowing love.

I want to shout out with all my might right at this moment.

So just hurry and fill me up!!

. . .

Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi

1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th...endless round again today!

(Yup!)

. . .

Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi

Already burned out? No complaining, mister!

(Not ending yet!)

. . .

Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi

Sprinkle extreme! Supreme! Overflowing love shower!

(Yup!)

. . .

Kuru-kuru kuru-kuru kuru-miru kuru-miru po-ponchi

Serve them all out, I'll drink them all up!

I'll squeeze more out for you!

And drink it up with love!

Gulp!