What are the lyrics for on girls lending pens?

Answer 1

"I walked into the classroom, straight to my chair, but when i reached for my pen, it wasn't there. I had no pen, no crayon, no pencil, I was stuck in class without a writing utensil. I could've asked the teacher if i had dared, but I knew she would've said "you're unprepared!" So to be diplomatic and avoid the fight, I quickly turned to the girl on my right. "do you possibly have a pen I could borrow, I'd use it today, have it back by tomorrow?!" "Oh for-sure she said, "I've got plenty" And she turned around with a handful of twenty. "I really dont care what color or style, I'll take that fountain pen", I said with a smile. "Oh you dont want that one, it comes out all ugly, plus it's made of pure gold" she said to be smugly.

"then how about the blue?" "oh, that one hops" "kay maybe the green." "comes out in glops." "black?" "I'm afraid it's having trouble connecting'' "red?" "oh I need that if we do any in-class correcting". "look" I said, my voice filling with fear, "just give me a pen before the teacher gets here!". "but this one always comes out in tons, and the yellow one skips, and the purple one runs; when the white one dries it looks all icky, and the orange ones covered in something sticky. This one's for emergencies, cuz it's clean and it's fresh and it's never been used, I keep this one for quizzes cause it brings good luck. And the ball point's splotchy, and the lid is stuck. And this one's empty with the silver band. and the felt-tip will leak all over your hand. and this one's cracked, and that's gone bazirk. This would be perfect except it doesn't work. Oh, here, take this one, this one's fine; oh, wait, sorry, that one's mine!" I think she went on but I couldn't've cared. I decided it was better to go unprepared