What are the lyrics of horrible history spartan school musical?

Answer 1

hey all you helots you zealots you peleponnessians you lakadeomonds all of his Leonidas army lets get barmy for the spartan school musical.

today I'm starting high school with boys that turn to men

I've packed my sword and shield we don't use paper and pen

every ones a jock here we don't have funny nerds

the weedy kids were left to die as breakfast for the birds

were taught to love and fight were taught not to be meek

and if were good they feed us three school meals every week.

lets go fighting now fighting is exciting its rocking at the spartan school

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woo!

at spartan kindergarten I'm the boss that understood

i smack em if there naughty and i wack em if there good

(student): I'm feeling rather peckish I'm gonna steal some food

caught I'll have to punish you ungrateful spartan brude

we promise not to steal were not the thieving sort

stealing is considered Good whats wrong is getting caught

lets get beaten and learn lies and cheating and rolling at the spartan school

we have a bunch of contests to see who is the best

the meanest meanest turfiest ruffest spartan contest

this one is my favourite game lashings oh get fun

(student): didn't feel a thing i want my mom

we pass are last exams its spartan graduation straight away we go to work no time for celebration.

ten years active service in the army no divertion

there's only one job for Spartans killing loads of Persians

if your wondering about love its band until you're thirty

high school doesn't teach romance it teaches fighting dirty

lets go fighting no fighting is exciting now rocking at the spartan school

lets get beaten and learn lies and cheaten and rolling at the spartan school