What are the lyrics to 'Scottish Temple Stomp'?

Answer 1

Steve to Craig- "Oy! You're Scottish- you sing it!"

I was in the heather when this lass came by upon her motorbike.

She was dressed in leather and she had the kind of kilt I kinda like.

And she asked me to her mommy's for some haggis and some tea.

And asked me if there's any more at home that look like me.

And we did the Scottish Temple Stomp, and this is how it sounded to me-eee!

Oh, I love a girl piper! Go on, use your fingers. You, too, Steve.

She told me that she loved me, as she put her hand upon my freckled knee.

Ah, you're bloody daft, I said, next you're gonna try and marry me.

We frolicked in the foothills, and I kissed her on the mouth.

She grabbed my massive Bagpipes, and rolled off to the south.

I could have caught her ferry, but I wouldn't pay the fee.

And we did the Scottish Temple Stomp, and this is how it sounds if you're a bee:

Buzz-buzz-buzz-buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz-buzz. OY!