What are the lyrics to Put a Banana in your Ear?

Answer 1

green santa thing:Charlie you look quite down with your big sad eyes and your big fat frown, the world doesn't have to be so gray, Charlie when your life's a mess when your feeling blue, or are in destress, I know what can wash that sad away, all you have to do is, put a banana in your ear!

Charlie: A banana in my ear?

green santa thing: Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear; its true

Charlie: says who?

singer: so true once its in your gloom will diseapear the bad in the world is hard to hear when in your ear a banana cheers so go and put a banana in your ear put a banana in your ear

charlie: i rather keep my ear clear

green santa thing: you will never be happy if you live your life in fear its true

charlie: says you

singer: so true when it's in the skies are bright and clear oh every day of every year the sun shines bright in this big blue sphere so go and put a banana in your eaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Answer 2

Charlie, you look quite down. With your big sad eyes, and your big fat frown. ...The world doesn't have to be so grey! Charlie, when you're life's a mess, When you're feeling blue, always in distress, I know what can wash that sad away. All you have to do is; Put a banana in you're ear! (A banana in my ear?) Put a ripe banana right into your favourite ear. It's true (says who?) So true. Once it's in your gloom will disappear. The bad in the world is hard to hear, When in your ear a banana cheers, So go and put a banana in your ear! Put a banana in your ear! (I'd rather keep my ear clear.) You will never be happy if you live your life in fear. It's true (says you.) so true, When it's in the skies are bright and clear. Oh every day of every year, The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere, So go and put a banana in your ear![1] BOOM!! (oh look there goes everyone exploding into flames again)