What are the lyrics to Waltz of the Wallflowers A Dysfunctional Duet?

Answer 1

Waltz of the Wallflowers, Jacquie Manning (A Dysfunctional Duet)

HE: Sitting, staring, walls aren't caring I know no one, why did I come?

Sorry, oh no, no one's sitting there Oh, please, feel free, you can take the chair Oh dear, I see, you don't want to sit To the other side you're taking it

Oh, God, how embarrassing Yeah, right, who would sit by me? I want to go - its not polite Maybe I'll hide awhile in the john Oh, damn, the door is locked

It's too early, I can't go yet I should have sent the my deep regrets I'm over-dressed, my hair's all stiff This tie is wrong - I hate these shoes No one wears white.

Punch bowl Pouring Boring, boring Hey, wait - There by the fern Who is that over there? She looks nice Don't stare - don't stare!

She's not talking to anyone, poor girl's not having any fun Maybe I could go over there - no really Should I just walk over, jeeze, I don't know Don't stare - don't stare

Oh, crud, I'm sweating now aren't I? This happens to me all the time A nasty trick God plays on shy people We're being selected out by the gene pool This isn't fair, but I don't care I don't know what I'll say but darn it anyway I'm going over there!

Uh - oh Where did she go? Oh - no Did she go home? Oh-damn-oh-damn-oh-damn-oh-damn-oh-damn-oh-damn I've missed my chance I only thought she might want to dance with me

Oh, there she is, she looks so cold She was out without her coat The snow looks lovely in her hair I'm going to do it - I'm going to go over there

I'm going! What will I say? All of you self-assured people get out of the way! A waltz is playing I can handle the slow ones What am I saying? This dance has not yet begun

Left, right, left, right, left right, why can't I get it right? I'm not dancing, I'm just walking Have people stopped talking? Go on, go on, go on don't blow this chance Pardon me Miss, do you think I might have this dance?

La…la…la la la, oops! La…la, one…two…one, two, three La, la la la, la la la - we've got in now La, la la la, la la la la la, la la la la!

SHE: Up the front walk Hear the loud talk On the door step Just one more step

Enter smiling Reconciling Nobody knows or sees me, I can leave soon Where's the Rest room?

Why did I even come? I don't know anyone Who knew that this was casual? This hairdo isn't natural My belt's too tight - I hate these shoes No one wears white.

My God, look at them all dancing How do they do the romance thing? It's not for me it won't come naturally, I just can't move like that We actually I haven't tried, but what's the sense? I sure don't see anyone to dance with Who is that, over there? He looks shy Don't stare - don't stare!

He's not talking to anyone - poor guy's not having any fun Maybe I could go over there - no really Could I, would I just walk over? Don't stare - don't stare!

What would I say? I couldn't... What would I say?

I need some air - I really need some air I can't stand it I've got to get out of here

If I get out the door then I can just keep going I don't need my coat; can you believe it's snowing? Gee, where is my coat, how would I get it back? Is it on the bed or hung up on the rack? Brrr!! It's cold! Can't stay outside, I'll freeze In there - go! Stop trying to hide

Ahh better - oh, he's still here I look so dumb, there's snow in my hair He's looking at me - really? Will he come here? Shall I go over there? What should I do?

He's coming! What shall I say? Oh, my, get out of the way! It's a waltz, I love a waltz I can handle the slow ones Don't let it end This dance has not yet begun

At least I think he's coming here - is he? I don't know! I feel scared! Have people stopped talking? Go on, go on, go on don't blow this chance Please-oh-please-oh-please-oh-please-oh yes, yes, yes, yes!

La…la…la la la, sorry! La…la, one…two…one, two, three La, la la la, la la la - hey, we've got in now La, la la la, la la la la la, la la la la!