What are the lyrics to all the songs on horrible histories cbbc terrible Tudors?

Answer 1

Anyone whos ever lived around these parts

or ever knew'd us

it's well aware that you should never mess

with the tudors

my grandad henry seventh

he beat king richard

that's him pictured

defeating the tyke

he liked his name so much that

to keep alive his memory

he called his own son henry

what was he like?

Everyone said henry

the eighth was a baddy

i have to agree

even though he was my daddy

*just popping out to chop some wives!*

'cause we're tudors

britains biggest feuders

and just like barracudas

we kill with methods foul

tudors!

Each enemy a jusdas

at least we're not as rude as

simon cowell!

My reign was quite notorious

i liked to hunt and slaughter

but then you had a daughter

mary was her name

it was a son i wanted

so i divorced her mother

then wife two had another

a girl? Not again!

*oi! That's me you're talking about!*

tudors!

Superior to you, duh!

Who followed me as ruer?

Best not to ask

it must have been my laddie

yes sickly little eddie

was ill and soon got deady

and who came next?

Your daughters then took over

first came bloody mary

my sister's rule was scary

so all hail me

tudors!

The history books reviewed us

as nutters and big bruisers

who'd kill and cull

i never had an heir

so our reign ended there

we may not have been fair

but we were never dull!

Answer 2

these are the lyrics to the Tudor song from series one horrible histories.

Anyone whose lived around these parts or ever knewed us its well aware that you should never mess with the Tudors.

My grandad Henry seventh,he beat king Richard, there's him pictured defeating the tyke!

He liked his name so much that to keep alive his memory, he called his own son Henry what was he like.

Everyone said Henry the eighth was a baddie I have to agree even though he was my daddy.

(just popping in to chop some wives)

Coz were Tudors Britians biggest fuedors and just like barracudas we kill with methods foul

Tudors! each enemy a Judas at least were not as rude as Simon Cowell.

My reign was quiet notorious I liked to hunt and slaughter but then you had a daughter Mary was her name. It was a son I wanted so I divorced her mother then wife two had another ''A girl not again '' oy that's me your talking about

Tudor superior to you duh who followed me as ruler? best not to ask

Answer 3

The lyrics are:

Terrible Tudors,

Gorgeous Georgians,

Slimy Stuarts,

Vile Victorians,

Woeful Wars,

Ferocious Fights,

Dingy Castles,

Daring Knights,

Horrors that defy description,

Cut-throat Celts,

Awful Egyptians,

Vicious Vikings,

Cruel Crime,

Punishments from ancient times,

Roman, Rotten, Rank and ruthless,

Cavemen savage, fierce and toothless,

Groovy Greeks,

Reigning stages,

Mean and Measley Middle Ages,

Gory Stories we do that,

And your host a talking rat,

The past is no longer a mystery,

Welcome to,

Horrible Histories