What are the lyrics to hieroglyphics horrible histories?

Answer 1

Anyone who's lived around these parts or ever knew'd us

Is well aware that you should never mess with the Tudors

My grandad Henry 7th

He beat King Richard

That's him pictured

Defeating the Tyke

He liked his name so much

To keep alive his memory

He called his own son Henry

What was he like?

Everyone said Henry The Eighth

Was a baddy

I have to agree

Even though he was my daddy

Coz we're Tudors

Britain's biggest feuders

And just like barracudas

We kill with methods foul

Tudors

Each enemy a Judas

At least were not as rude as

Simon Cowell

My reign was quite notorious

I liked to hunt and slaughter

But then you had a daughter

Mary was her name

It was a son I wanted

So I divorced her mother

Then wife two had another

A girl? Not again!

Tudors

Superior to you, duh

Who followed me as ruler

Best not to ask

It must have been my laddie

Yes, sickly little Eddie

Was ill and soon got deady

And who came next?

Your daughters then took over

First came Bloody Mary

My sisters rule was scary

So all hail me

Tudors

The history books reviewed us

As nutters and big bruisers

Who'd kill and cull

I never had an heir

So our rein ended there

We may not have been fair

But we were never dull!

Answer 2

TEACHER:

Settle down class, now you've passed your Grade 1 Pyramid Selling.

Yeah, the time has come for me to drum some facts into you about spelling.

Oh, it seems to me your ABC skills are less than terrific.

So buck up boys, as we master the joys of the lovely Hieroglyphic. Wooh!

Everyone needs their ABC; it's as simple as vulture foot basket.

You know how to sing doh ray me: easy to spell, it's hand eye-thingy owl.

ABC?

KIDS:

Vulture, foot, basket.

TEACHER:

Doh ray me?

KIDS:

Hand, eye-thingy, owl.

TEACHER:

You'll pass with ease and find it's a breeze: the rules are scientific.

Don't have to be smart, all you do is start with simple phonetic-glyphics.

Next you get two letters ascent; more things called logographics.

Finally third the form of a word: determinatives.

KID:

Horrific!

TEACHER:

Everyone needs their flamingo house sun,

simple, but sun can mean duck, everyone.

You all know how to write your name.

KID:

Except for me: Tutanephititikhamun!

TEACHER:

Flamingo, house sun?

KIDS:

But duck is sun!

TEACHER:

Tutanephititikhamun?

TUTANEPHITITIKHAMUN:

Let's leave that one.

TEACHER:

If you find it hard don't be afraid to go and ask your mummy for aid!

Now it's time for a spelling 'bee'!

That's not how you spell 'bee'; see me -

Foot, reed, reed: easy.

Cat, pig, dog, rat, dog, frog,

Make your spelling magnific!

You can go up and down, left and right and around,

For punctuation in hieroglyphic.

A, B, C, D, E, F, G,

Just seven hundred characters or so!

Now that's done let's have some fun,

With numbers - here we go!

Everyone needs their one two three,

It's as simple as eye, eye eye, eye eye eye,

You can all count to ninety-nine,

Easy to write: it's hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye.

One two three?

KIDS:

Eye, eye eye, eye eye eye.

TEACHER:

Ninety-nine?

KIDS:

Hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, hoop, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye, eye.

TUTANEPHITITIKHAMUN:

Basket?!

TEACHER:

Uh!

Answer 3

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Divorced, Beheaded and Died,

Divorced, Beheaded, Survived!

I'm Henry the VIII I had six sorry wives,

Some may say I ruined their lives......

Hope my answer helped you. For the verses visit Horrible Histories Website!

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