What are the lyrics to the song On My Phone from Forbidden Broadway?

Answer 1

Rotating upstage where it's dark there isn't anyone to talk to

I say my lines, I hit my mark, but I keep looking at the clock, too

Until I enter next there's lots of time to send…

A text.

Oh my phone I check up on my voicemail

On my phone behind the Les Mis rubble

Without lights the murky shadows hide me

In case I'm feeling bored I keep my iPhone close beside me

On my phone, while Jean Valjean is weeping

I can call the jerk with whom I'm sleeping

In the darkness I still can text a message

And gossip with my girlfriend while I'm singing "On My Own"

(CELL PHONE RINGS)

(Speaking) Just a second. Hello? Oh hi, where are you guys? Oh, Act Two? We're still in Act One. Okay, no, no, I'll call you later after I die.

(Singing) Rotate me…and shoot me.

(BANG!)

I'm dying to call you on my phone.