What are the lyrics to those jeans by Ray Scott?

Answer 1

Well, I was out at the Long Branch, and I was talkin' to this girl.

And every hound dog in the joint was sniffing around her.

I was playing it slow and cool, being the gentleman that I am.

Well, then this grease ball with long black slick back hair

Struts right up to her like I wasn't even standing there.

He looks her up and down and cocks his eyebrow and he says, "Baby, damn.

(Chorus)

How do you get in those jeans?

Mercy you looking fine.

How do you get in those jeans baby, and tell me how do it?

She looked at him and smiled and said I thought you'd never ask.

He looked at me and said that's how that's done son, just like that.

I wanted to be mad at him, but to tell you the truth I was really kinda impressed.

He said you might get slapped 9 times out of 10,

but there's always one that wants a little B.S. kinda man.

So I walked up to the next girl I saw who wasn't wearing a dress, and I leaned in and said.

(Chorus)

How do you get in those jeans?

Mercy you looking fine.

How do you get in those jeans baby, and tell me how do it? (I sure did)

Well, I woke up later in a hospital bed, with a half-pound of gauze wrapped around my sore head. Some of my teeth were gone, and I was drinking mashed taters through a straw.

You see, uh, turns out the girl that I propositioned had man, with a chip on his shoulder and blunt object in his hand, who proceeded to express his disapproval of the lines that I crossed.

Well, the told me I could leave, so I put my clothes back on. I stumbled past the waiting room just minding my own. And then this over nurse night nurse, from out of nowhere comes up to me and she says, "Excuse me sir, but um…

(Chorus)

How do you get in those jeans?

Mercy you looking fine.

How do you get in those jeans baby, and tell me how do it?

Uh, well um I guess I did need a ride home.

I gotta tell myself it was the right thing to do.

Don't judge me.

Answer 2

(AHHHHH)

Staring out my window,

I brush my hair.

Getting dressed to meet my friends but I don't know what to wear,

Commercial shows on my t.v. about these cool designer jeans,

That I tried on, at the mall,

I change the channel and look what I see

Hannah Montana's wearing my jeans,

Ashley Tisdale's wearing my jeans,

Keke Palmer's wearing my jeans,

I just can't believe they wore those jeans like me

oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh she wore those jeans like me

oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh she wore those jeans like me

like me (approx 14x)

she wore those jeans like me

Staring at the mall window

I finger through a smile

I thought about how cool I'd look if I had them on right now

I'm anxious, and excited , they're on my mind

It feels like heelies are racing, on my spine

(ooh-eeh)

I just can't wait to call these my jeans

Everyone can look at me in my jeans

I can go anywhere in my jeans

But I still can believe she wore those jeans like me

oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh she wore those jeans like me

oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh she wore those jeans like me

like me (approx 14x)

she wore those jeans like me

(Triggy)

1, count to the 2 to the 3

not to the t-r-i double g

why?

she got those cool new jeans

that's sittin in the j-e-t

but she's (how fly)

you might see me in a video

or a tv show

mtv, nic, hbo

jenna could be a model in a fashion show

look there she goes

(Jenna)

a b c

1 2 3

that girl wore her jeans like me

I bet she's mad

'cos I look fab

hahaha ha jack my swag

sticks and stones

may break my bones

but mine look new

and hers just look so o-o-old

so o-o-old

so

(Triggy)

Oh my

look at those jeans

they should be posted in a magazine

matter 'fact let me get my phone

you can strike a pose

smile for the camera

(FREEZE)

what trig bought a new blackberry?

what?

trig bought a new blackberry?

what?

trig bought a new blackberry?

ah just take the picture already

sorry, I was stuck in a daydream

when I bought those jeans with my new ice creams

that I look so good

when I hit the scene

so fresh so clean

all eyes on me

(ah-hah!) then I turned on my TV

what do I see?

the black eyed peas, and Jay Z

I just can't believe they wore they jeans like me

oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh she wore those jeans like me

oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh she wore those jeans like me

Like me (approx 14x)

She wore those jeans like me

oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh she wore those jeans like me

oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh (o-m-g) oh-oh-oo-o-oh she wore those jeans like me

Like me (approx 14x)

She wore those jeans like me (like me echoes out)

I spent so long listening to the song and i finally got all the words!! the rap was especially hard.