What are the when you're evil by Voltaire lyrics?

Answer 1

When the devil is to busy

And Death's a bit too much

They call on me by name you see

For my special touch

To the gentleman I'm Misfortune

To the Ladies I'm Surprise

But call me by any name

Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup

I'm the pebble in your shoe

I'm the demon in your bed

I'm the bump on every head

I'm the peel on which you slip

I'm the pin in every hip

I'm the thorn in your side

Makes you wriggle and writhe

And it's so easy when you're evil

This is the life you see

The devil tips his hat to me

I do it all because I'm evil

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad

While there's candy to be had

While there's pockets left to pick

While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs

I'll be there I'll be waiting 'round the corner

It's a game I'm glad I'm in it

'Case there's one born every minute

And it's so easy when you're evil

This is the life you see the devil tips his hat to me

I do it all because I'm evil

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge me allegiance to all things evil

And I promise on my damned soul

To do as told

For Beelzebub has never seen a soldier quite like me

Who not only does his job but does it happily

I'm the fear that keeps you awake

I'm the shadows on the wall

I'm the monster they become

I'm the nightmare in your skull

I'm the dagger in your back

An extra turn upon the rack

I'm the quivering of your heart

A stabbing pain a sudden start

And it's so easy when you're evil

This is the life you see

The devil tips his hat to me

I do it all because i'm evil

And I do it all for free

Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need (x 3)

It gets so lonely being evil

What I'd do to see a smile

Even for a little while

And no one loves you when you're evil

I'm lying through my teeth

Your tears are all the company I'll need