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Well, where do I start. Mr. Slash is impotent, he also has chronic piles. He has just recovered from a severe bout of herpes and had to have three hamsters surgically removed from his anus. Coupled with knob-rot, spasmodic, violent vomiting and a compulsion to devour young boys' semen whenever possible, Mr. Slash is not very well.

He also has burrowing tse-tse fly larvae in his nutsack

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15y ago

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