What song was written in response to Before He Cheats?

Answer 1

There is one called 'Before She Freaks' that's not bad but, I've seen others that are funnier and more in depth. But here it is:

Before She Freaks

Right now, I just got out the bar where my friends were shooting pool

And I joined 'em for the tourney

Right now, I walked out to my car and I can't believe what my eyes have just seen

Right now, I'm calling up the cops because this time its gone too far

You don't touch my car…

Well she keyed my paint and broke inside

And then left the doors all opened wide

I think she might have peed on the back seats

She went crazy on the mirror on the driver's side

Cut the tires and smashed the lights

Maybe next time she'll think before she freaks

Right now, she's probably getting home and she's probably wound up and still yelling and a-cussing

Right now, she's probably calling her friends

And they're a-telling her she's gonna get busted

Right now, she's probably hanging up 'cause someone's knocking on her door

And she don't know

That I'll prosecute and I won't back down

My lawyer will make her look like a clown

Eighteen months ain't long enough for me

She won't find a job when she does get out

And she's gonna have to move her *** out of town

Maybe next time she'll think before she freaks

You know I'm gonna move on and find a nice girl

'Cause the next time that she freaks

Oh, you know it won't be on me!

No...not on me

Well she keyed my paint and broke inside

And then left the doors all opened wide

I think she might have peed on both the seats

She went crazy on the mirror on the driver's side

Cut the tires and smashed the lights

Maybe next time she'll think before she freaks

Oh, Maybe next time she'll think before she freaks

Answer 2

Some hearts.