What would a southern lady never do?

Answer 1

· You don't reveal your age or weight, unless absolutely necessary.

· You never ask a gentleman how much money he makes.

· When in doubt, you dress up. You would never look to casual for an event.

· You never say that you're leaving for the bathroom. You simply excuse yourself.

· You don't complain about things you can't change - like waiting in line or the weather.

· If a gentleman offers to pay for a date, you politely accept.

· When it's up to you to tip, you always leave at least 20%

· You don't engage in prolonged public displays of affection.

· You never talk on your phone when in a restaurant or at the movies.

· You don't gossip.

· You drink in moderation. You never let your drinking behavior get out of control.

· You do not discuss religion or politics at the dinner table.

· If you've been given a gift, you follow up with a written thank you note or card.

· You don't use call waiting. You instead use voicemail for interrupting calls.

· You always RSVP to invitations, and you never ask if you can bring extra guests.

· You don't discuss your past relationships with the person you're dating.

· You don't tell sexist or racist jokes.

· You do not interrupt people speaking to you.

· You don't flirt with men that you aren't interested in.

· If you are on a diet, you do not discuss it at the dinner table.

· You carry the smallest purse possible, depending on the occasion.

· You err on the side of saying good night early.

· You never turn down an invitation hoping something better will come along that night.

· When in doubt, you dress modestly - saving sexier clothes for the right occasion.

· You never ask if you look fat.