Where can you find me and Mr Jonas script?

Answer 1

Location - Recording Studio

Robbie Ray leans against the door frame with newspaper and pen in hand while Hannah taps the recording studio door frame and paces around the room.

Robbie Ray: 5 letter word, 6th president of the United States.

Hannah: Urgh!

RR: That would work if his name was John Quincey. Urgh!

H: Dad! I need to record now! What is taking so long? Hannah is in 'the zone'.

RR: So what time is that big shoe sale you meeting Lily at?

H: 3:30 and you know all the 6's go first.

RR: No, honey, I'm proud to say that I don't know that. Now what you need to do is just relax, whoever is in there is just running a little bit late. They'll be done any minute.

H: They'll be done sooner than a minute.

Hannah opens the door and storms into the recording studio.

H: Now who do you think you are - Sweet mama! Its the Jonas Brothers!

The Jonas brothers looks confused. Robbie Ray walks in and Hannah looks at him.

H: Daddy! I told you someone was in here! (presses button and addresses the JB.) I am so sorry. He gets so impatient.

RR: Sorry, fellas, I gotta big shoe sale I need to get to (glances at Hannah).

Nick: Dudes! Its Hannah Montana.

All three brothers rush towards the exit. Joe opens the door.

Kevin: We're such big fans!

Joe: We love your music.

Nick: You're pretty (Kevin swats him on the head) Uh...pretty good with the singing and dancing that you do. Wow, you're pretty.

K: Nice save. (to Hannah) I'm Kevin (extends hand)

H: (shakes Kevin's hand) The cute romantic one. (to Joe) You're Joe. The cute funny one (shakes his hand) And you're Nick, the cute sensitive. (shakes Nick's hand and holds on for a long time)

Robbie Ray steps in between Hannah and Nick.

RR: And I'm her daddy, the cute protective one.

J: You're Robbie Ray! (to Kevin) He write all the songs.

K: I know! Nobody's Perfect is genius.

RR: I like the cute romantic one.

J: I love how it starts all soft and BAM! (starts singing) Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days (Kevin joins in) Everybody knows what (Nick joins in) What I'm talking about, everybody gets that way.

Nick and Kevin give each other high fives.

RR: I was wrong! I like 'em all!

H: Step aside cowboy, I saw 'em first. So, is it true you guys got discovered at a barbershop?

J: Yeah, funny story. I can't believe how many hits you've written.

H: Yep, Robbie Ray writes them and Hannah sings them.

J: Uh-huh. Sure...

N: You're like a legend dude! Uh...sir, sir dude.

H: Yep, He's the best and he's all mine.

K: Yeah, uh-huh, you know what would be a great idea? If you wrote a song for us.

J: Yeah! Awesome.

N: That would be so cool.

H: Ha ha ha! Hate to disappoint ya boys but he only writes songs for -

RR: I'd love to.

H: Song-writing daddy say what?

J: Yes!

Joe gives Nick a high-five and hugs Robbie Ray.

BEST OF BOTH WORLD THEME SONG

Location: Miley's house.

Miley brushes Lily's hair angrily. Lily sits on the couch.

Miley: Where is Dad? He was supposed home TWO hours!

Lily: Ow!

M: Stupid, cute Jonas Brothers!

L: Ow! You're braiding hair! Not starting a chainsaw!

M: I'm sorry. But they're guys and he's a guy and what if he figures out he likes writing for guys more than he likes writing for Hannah?

L: Well, you'll be outta work and I'll be bald.

M: Lily! This isn't funny! You should've seen the way they glummed onto him! 'You are awesome! Will you write a song for us?' 'Yee dougies! I'd love to!' (joins Lily on the couch) He was putty in their hands. Putty! I tell you!

L: Relax! I'm sure the Jonas Brothers are argueing about his music or changing his lyrics and making him miserable!

Billy Ray walks in with guitar and hat.

BR: Whoo! I love the Jonas Brothers.

L: Wow, that was way off.

Miley stands up.

M: Where have you been? You were supposed to be home two hours ago! Start talkin', mister!

BR: Oh! I'm sorry, the time just got away with us. One minute we were spitballing song ideas and the next thing I know we're having a spitball fight. And then they started their hockey and video games. It was a regular P-A-R-T-Y, party!

M: You said you were working.

BR: Well it turns out I was. Listen to this. (starts singing) Everywhere we are, everywhere we go, everybody knows, we got the party with us (starts to do a little jig.) uh-uh-uh-uh-uh. (glances at Miley) Well, its a lot cooler when the JoBros do it.

M: (to Lily) The JoBros? He's even got a pet name for 'em!

L: Oh, c'mon, I bet he has a pet name for you too.

M: Yeah! Miley.

BR: You know, its not the way I usually work but goofin' around with those boys is pulling a great song outta me. And look at this (extends hand over his head and hooks mouth) fish on a hook. Joe taught it to me. You're right, he is the funny one.

M: Yeah, hilarious.

BR: I gotta go on the webcam and show Uncle Earl. Whoo! He gonna love this (goes upstairs).

M: Okay, I don't care how cute they are, I hate those back-stabbin', daddy-nappin' Jonas Brothers.

L: (Lily does fish on a hook) Ha ha! This is funny.

Miley looks at her eyebrow raised. Lily stops.

L: If you're a stupid boy. Pfft! Fffft! Pfft!

**

Location: In front of Rico's Hut

Jackson is in a biking suit. Rico looks on.

Rico: Stretch all you want. You're not getting any taller. Trust me, I've tried.

Jackson: I might not be getting any taller but I'm about to get a whole lot richer.

R: How? You're gonna open a 'Take-Your-Picture-With-An-Idiot' Booth?

J: (mimics Rico) You're gonna open a 'Take-Your-Picture-With-An-Idiot' Booth? (returns back to normal) No! Neckamora Sporting is offering $5000 to anyone who can break the new world record on the new Neckamora Extreme.

R: Five big ones for riding a bike?

J: A bike? Please! TheThe Neckamora Extreme is a precision instrument that requires a special blend of indurance, skill and natural-born talent. Now lets do this.

Jackson puts on his helmet fitted with a camera and starts bouncing on a pogo stick.

J: In 20hrs and 42min, I'm gonna be bouncing all the way to the bank. Now if you'll excuse me.

Rico walks away.

J: Helmet cam is at go.