Who is derek Patterson?

Answer 1

Noun: person (possibly place or thing);

+Guitarist for the melodic death metal band Unspoken Triumph, founded in 1988.

by Jonathan, Ethan, and Himself. (all classmates and bff's.)

and future drummer for the epic 80's hair metal band, Falcon.

+Started going to school at PLC in 2009. And became Jen Ponder's best friend. (Search"Who is Jen Ponder?" for further info.)

+Was once a Norse god, but got tired of that gig and kicked Odin in the nuts

and was like "you can shove this job, I'm done!" and began playing the lute.. skin lute.

Verb; (used in a sentence).

"Holy feces, did you just see that dude?"

"No, bro. I didn't what was he doing?"

"He was doing the Derek Patterson. Look at those SWEEPS!"

"..dang."