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Why are scorpions so ugly?
Scorpions are ugly because they are made that way.
Why are composers so ugly while their music is so beautiful?
Because they realise they are ugly and they want to have something beautiful about themselves, like music.
Is sonic ugly?
I don't believe so.
Is Dylan and cole ugly?
Cole Sprouse is not ugly at all, he is naturally a good looking boy. And so is his brother Dylan.
Why is ece tunc ugly?
Ece Tunc has broken the world record... THE UGLIEST HUMAN ON THE PLANET!!! She is ugly because she had plastic surgery when she was young so now her face is HORRIBLY UGLY!!!
What are the funnies yo mama ever?
yo mama so fat im not even going to finish this sentience yo mama so ugly when she entered the ugly contest they said no professionals!
Do you know the best yo mama joke if so submit here?
yo mama so ugly she walked into a haunted house and came out with a job application. yo mama so ugly and I mean so so ugly that when she raised you, instead of a birth certificate she got an apology letter! yo mama so stupid she went to the dentist and asked for a blue tooth!
What is a list of good Yo Mama jokes?
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is when yo daddy has two jobs. Yo mama so stupid she puts lipstick on her head when she's trying to make up her mind. Yo mama so stupid she returned her M&M's because they were all W's. Yo mama so ugly she makes blind children cry. Yo mama so ugly her shadow ran away from her. Yo mama so ugly she's never seen herself because the mirrors keep breaking. Yo mama so fat that when she passed the TV i missed 3 episodes Yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal sad Yo mama so ugly that she made one direction go the other direction Yo mama so fat that when she jumped in a pool they discovered water on Mars Yo mama so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas Yo mama so fat when she went on the scale, her phone number popped up Yo mama so stupid she starved to death when locked in a grocery store over night Yo mama so dumb she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side Yo mama so fat when she goes on an elevator she has to go down. Yo mama so ugly she made hello kitty say goodbye Yo mama so ugly she scared the crap out the toilet Yo mama so ugly she made the illuminati eye close Yo mama so fat when she fell she cause the 1906 earthquake Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
What are some popular 'yo mama like a' jokes?
Yo mama's so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!Yo mama's so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her.Yo mama's so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me".Yo mama's so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge.Yo mama's so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!Yo mama's so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.Yo mama's so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore.Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.Yo mama's so ugly that the whomping willow saw her and died.Yo mama's so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia.Yo Mama's so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese.Yo mama's so nasty, the Forbidden Forrest was named after her.Yo mama's the reason that Dumbledore turned gay.Yo mama's so old, her boobs look like two upside down Sorting Hats!Yo mama's so fat, she used the invisibility cloak as a bib.Yo Mama's so ugly, everybody calls her "She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Naked"Yo mama's so fat that even the Dementors can't suck her soul out in one sitting.Yo mama's so pasty, she makes Ron Weasely look like George Hamilton.Yo mama's so fat, she looked in the mirror of Erised and saw a ham!Yo mama's so old she gave Nicholas Flamel his first kiss.Yo mama's so ugly that the Dementor's Kiss was swapped out for a hearty handshake and a promise to give her a call sometime.Yo mama's so stupid, she drowned in a pensieveYo mama's so dumb she thought that she could talk to snakes if she put parsley on her tongueYo mama's so nasty, every pair of her panties has the Dark Mark on them.Yo mama's so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill.Yo Mama's so ugly that even Voldemort won't say her name.Yo Mama's so poor she can't even afford a Gringotts account.Yo mama's so fat that the sorting hat couldn't decide where to put her - she couldn't fit in any of the houses!!Yo mama's the only mute prostitue in Hogsmeade. They call her "dumb-le-whore"!Yo mama's so fat, she ate the Death Eaters.Yo mama's so masculine that Dumbledore would sleep with her!Yo mama's so nasty that the order of the phoenix was "stay away from that woman!"Yo mama's so poor that Dobby gave her a sock to keep her foot warm.Yo mama's such a tramp that she's given more rides than the Hogwarts Express!Yo mama's so fat even Grawp can't pick her up!Yo mama's so smelly, Bertie Bott made her his next jelly bean flavor.Yo mama's so fat that it takes two boggarts to shape-shift into her!Yo mama's so ugly that she lost a beauty contest to Mountain Troll.Yo mama's so ugly that when the bassalisk snuck up on her and saw her face, HE dropped dead.Yo mama's breath is the secret ingredient in the Weasly's Butterscotch Barf-ies.Yo mama's so ugly that when she walked into Gringotts Wizarding Bank, they gave her a job application.Yo mama's so ugly she turned the Basilisk to stone.Yo mama's such a tramp that she's like a quidditch broomstick - everyone gets a ride.Yo mama's so skanky that the reason you're called a Half-Blood Prince is because she has no idea who your father is!Yo mama's so dumb that a stupify spell actually made her smarter.Yo mama's so stanky that not even dobby would accept one of her socks.Yo mama's so fat that even her Quidditch robes have stretch marks.Yo mama's so old she makes Dumbledore look like a teenager.Yo mama's so fat they'd have to use transfiguration to sneak her through the hole in the Gryffindor Tower.Ya mama's so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim.Yo mama's so fat the core of her wand has a creame filling.Yo mama's so ugly that Voldemort took one look at her and killed HIMSELF!"Yo mama's so poor she had to go to the Weasley's for a loan.Yo mama's so ugly, she thought that Hogwarts were the growth on her thigh.Yo mama's so ugly that as a baby they had to use the Confundus Charm so the family would play with her.Yo mama's so ugly she scares the Dementors away.Yo mama's so ugly that when she asked Crabbe to take her to the Yule Ball, he decided to go with Goyle instead!
Does anyone have any good you mama jokes?
yea i got a pretty good one yo mama so ugly when she entered a ugly contest the judges said sorry no professionals
What is cruel joke?
Your mama is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
What is a really good yo mama joke?
Yo mama so stupid that she married your dad. Yo mama so stupid she asked for a price check, at the ..............dollar store. Yo mama so fat she downloaded cheats for ....................... wii fit. Yo mama so fat when she went to the school, wearing a yellow trench coat the kids said,"Look it's the school bus" Yo mama so fat when she went swimming is the ocean, a whale came up to her and started to sing," We are family, even thought you're fatter than me!" Yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly contest, the judge said,"Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly, she looks like you Yo mama so old, she got drunk when she took a sip of whine cooler. Yo mama so poor, when her friends bring wine over, she charges a corkage fee.
What is the best dis?
1.yo mama so fat that Dora can explore her 2.yo mama so fat she made godzilla look like a action figure 3. yo mama so ugly she made a onion cry 4. youre so poor, when you saw a garbage can, u said how much for that house 5. ure so ugly ya mama had to be drunk to breast feed u
What will happen finaancially if the of fluorocarbons are banned or restricted?
yo mama is so ugly she looks like you
What were the teams in the Vietnam war?
your ugly mama
Where do people get their characteristics from?
their mama. she made you ugly.
How do you get badges on disney.com?
yo mama so ugly when she walked into a bank they turned off the cameras. lol
