What are Funny Rap Songs?

Answer 1

I was walking down the street

I ment will mo peep

I told her she look like a sheep

She said im mean

Shutup ur green

No im white

No black

Yellow

No red

Wait ur Greg

No ray

So ur gay

Shutup go away

No its Monday

I don't care

Why u look like a carebear

Casue I have a cookie

Can we share

No but u can have this pear

U have long hair

I know but im a boy

Im in a certain mood

U want a toy

Or we can do it are selves

I have handcuffs

If its to loud

I have ear muffs

Wait wait ur fat

Like ur cat

Shutup that y u wanted me to tap that

U are really mean

Good il rather play 4 the other team

Im out I don't want u anymore

Il go to my 2$ whore

Yea she can do a lot more

Cows go moo

I have a big shoe

If u want to fight il fight you

Even know u look like ur from blue clues

Or bob the builder

Casue u like to use tools

Yes I know im mean

If ur dirty use mr clean

Ur mom like to lean…over

I found a 4 leaf clover

I feel lucky

I know a ducky

Its very yucky

I see a chink

My pen has ink

My hair is pink

Im white

I fly a kite

All night

Intill its light

Yes my life is great

i see a fly

in the sky

o my

I eat pie

That's not a lie

Ur mom in shy

Besides at night

She a freak

Ur sink has a leak

Call a plumber

If I surf

Il say bummer

I was was walking

An a guy said hi

So I poked him in the eye

Then I got bored

So I ate a pie

Then the fly came back

So I said ur gay

It said shutup ray

GASP! U can talk

I think u like to stalk

So I said im black

So it called it pack

So I told it that its wack

Then a old lady came

I said u got a problem

Il punch u in the face

An spray u with mace

Yea that's the case

Or we can fight

But il go Bruce Lee

An chop u in the kidney

Casue im black

An not afraid to attack

im black

Circle Circle Dot Dot - Jaime Kennedy

Fett's Vette - MC Chris

Boyz In The Hood - Dynamite Hack

Lose It - Eminem

The Real Slim Shady - Eminem

Without Me - Eminem

Because I Got High - Afroman

Crazy Rap - Afroman

Baby Got Back - Sir Mix-A-Lot

Humpty Hump - Digital Underground