What are the theme song lyrics to One Foot in the Grave?

Answer 1

the song was written and performed by Eric idle.

they say i might as well face the truth,

that i am just to long in the tooth,

I've started to deteriorate,

And now I've passed my own-sell by date,

Oh i am no spring chicken it's true,

I have to pop my teeth in to chew,

and my ol' knees have started to knock,

I've just got to many miles on the clock,

so I'm a wrinkly, crinkly, set in my ways,

it's true that my body has seen better days,

but give me half a chance and i can still misbehave,

one foot in the grave, one foot in the grave, one foot in the grave.

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