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A man walks into a bar and asks for a glass of water.
The bartender pulls out a shotgun and points it at him.
The man says, thank you and leaves.
Why?
Answer:
The man had the hiccups, so he wanted a glass of water to cure them. The bartender pulled out a gun to scare him, therefore curing his hiccups!
He has hiccups.
He has no proper tea (property).
One time a Dam man went to drink the Dam water. He was all out of Dam water so he went and got his Dam bucket to fill it up with Dam water from the Dam well. His Dam well was empty, so he went to another Dam man to get Dam water. He asked the Dam man," Can I have some Dam water, Please?" The Dam man Replied, "Get your own Dam water!"
he dumb like me
If his canteen is full of water, that means he didn't drink any and died of dehydration duhh
The Desperate Man was created in 1959.
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Desperate Man's Diary was created in 2006.
A Desperate Man was created on 2012-01-10.
The man had the hiccups so the barman knew he needed a shock so he pulled out a gun and the man's hiccups where gone.
He had hiccups
He was a desperate man
He has hiccups.
Humans have always needed to drink water. It's like breathing, we need the resources for our system.
Water. And the most consumed man-made drink is tea.
They drink the normal drinks other countries drink. So they drink water, tea, coffee, milk, fruit juices etc. They also drink beers, wines and spirits. Most of the alcohol is imported, though some is made on the Isle of Man.
Yes. The Desperate Man is a self-portrait of Gustave Courbet. It was painted during his youth in 1844.