your birth certifiate is just an apology from the condom company ;D <3 mikii
tell them somthing that there scared of and by the mask or somthing
If your sister says you look ugly, say you look pretty good for an old gorilla!
At least I have a brain when the doctor opened up your head all they saw was β¦stains?
you can say at least i have real friends or "saying that loses friends, are you sure you have any friends?" Or a simple one is 'coming from you?'
101insults.com Good insults! You'll laugh. Heres another good one: thejokeyard.com/funny_insults/index.html
Brother : Bong [bawng]
'hermano' is the usual word for brother
brother in law = beau-frèresister in law = belle-soeur
If your brother or sister gets so mad at you that they say they are going to break your mirror, say "Ok that will be easy for you." "You can just go look in it"
There are no good comebacks for ex's.
Just say thank you for the compliment.
If you got somethin to say, say it to my face. O i forgot, yaw aint real!
If you played hide and seek, no one would want to find you.
I know you are but what am I.
Like if someone says '' your stupid'' say i know you are or thanks im glad you notice''
Don't worry, the feeling is mutual!
you can say at least i have real friends or "saying that loses friends, are you sure you have any friends?" Or a simple one is 'coming from you?'
How about: "Maybe you're too noisy."
if somebody says f you just say "maybe later" or something like that
There is nothing, because you shouldn't be a druggie.