How do you cross the road with a chicken in hand?

Answer 1

1. pick up your chicken 2. hold it firmly 3. step out onto the road 4. if you put all your weight on the foot that you stepped with, and then bring your other foot in front on the foot that you stepped with, you can kind of propel yourself forward if you keep doing this. 5. when your reach the other side of the road, put down your chicken 6. now you are a 'crossing the road with a chicken in hand' genius!!! well done and congratz!! (you can even teach your friends. it may come in handy)