1. pick up your chicken 2. hold it firmly 3. step out onto the road 4. if you put all your weight on the foot that you stepped with, and then bring your other foot in front on the foot that you stepped with, you can kind of propel yourself forward if you keep doing this. 5. when your reach the other side of the road, put down your chicken 6. now you are a 'crossing the road with a chicken in hand' genius!!! well done and congratz!! (you can even teach your friends. it may come in handy)
because the chicken was wearing it.
Because he was stuck to the chicken.
Because it wasstapled to the chicken.
It has been speculated that a purple chicken might use the same motives as a regular chicken. The speculated answer is of course, to get to the other side.
....... to get to the same side!Explanation; one of the many answers to the joke "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is "to get to the other side." A Mobius strip is a figure that has only one side, hence the change in the answer.
By walking
chicken
Its a freaken chicken it can do whatever it wants
by teaching it to drive
to get to the other side
Why did the chicken cross the road? because he's a maverick.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to! this dude has no sense of humor :P
because the chicken was wearing it.
the vampire crossed the road to get to the underside or to suck the blood from the chicken.
it cant its stupid
because he was following the chicken
why did the chicken cross the road