300: 1 to hold the lightbulb, 299 to turn the house!
One to screw it in and ninety-nine to run around and bark at it.
How many dogs it takes to change a light bulb is a joke with a punchline that varies depending on the type of dog. For example, it only takes single Lab to change a light bulb because he is so eager to be helpful. It takes just one German Shepard to change a light bulb but he's going to want to check the perimeter and guard the location first.
None. You vill change zee light bulb. Ve haf vays to MAKE you change zee light bulb!
They can't do it... it has to learn to change itself.One. The bulb really has to want to change.
"Do hillbillies have light bulbs?"
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How many dogs it takes to change a light bulb is a joke with a punchline that varies depending on the type of dog. For example, it only takes single Lab to change a light bulb because he is so eager to be helpful. It takes just one German Shepard to change a light bulb but he's going to want to check the perimeter and guard the location first.
Define "light bulb"
None. You vill change zee light bulb. Ve haf vays to MAKE you change zee light bulb!
14. Apex. :)
A ''light year''
Three. One to change the bulb, and two to talk about how good the old bulb was.
They can't do it... it has to learn to change itself.One. The bulb really has to want to change.
"Do hillbillies have light bulbs?"
You wouldn't use a potato to screw in a light bulb... if the glass in the light bulb breaks as you're removing it, you can use a potato to take the light bulb out.
All of them. One Namkeian to screw in the light bulb, the rest to die.
Two, one to figure out what a light bulb is and the other on to get the rest of the squadron.
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