How many goths does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer 1

• Quite a few, maybe ten. See, you have to have one to bring their boombox, at least 3 to bring their favorite music, one to hold the ladder, one to remove the old one, one to break the old bulb, three to cut themselves with the shards while the others watch and jam to the music, and the same two as before can install the new bulb if they are still in a condition to be able to do so.