How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Answer 1

1. Ten - One to get the ladder, one to get the lightbulb, one to set the ladder in its position, one to get the lightbulb from the 2nd guy, one to screw it in, and five to figure out why he didn't get electrocuted. (Yeah, there were a lot of cords attached to the thing that holds the lightbulb to the ceiling.)

2. NONE! It's so easy the dog can do it!

3. One. But he needs a woman to point out that the bulb needs replacing.

4. None because they wouldn't do it.