How much wood would a wood chop chop if a wood chop could chop wood?

Answer 1

The original tongue-twister is of unknown origin. In it,

"How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

is paired with

"A woodchuck would chuck all the wood he could if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

or

"As much wood as a woodchuck would, if a woodchuck could chuck wood."

Answer 2

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,

and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would

if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Answer 3

Oh, dude, that's a classic tongue twister right there! Technically speaking, a woodchuck doesn't chop wood, it chucks wood... or something like that. So, like, the answer would probably be zero wood chopped because woodchucks are too busy chucking wood to chop it.

Answer 4

Wood cannot chop itself.

But... a tongue twister is "How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood?"

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as much wood as a wood chuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

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Hey, quit chucking my wood!

Answer 5

They would chop alot of wood then if as wood could chop would

Depends on how strong the wood chopper is and how sharp the axe is.

Answer 6

a woodchuck would'nt chuck any wood cause a wood chuck can't chuck wood

Answer 7

The dont chuck wood wood chucks are actually groundhogs...

Answer 8

7... but some say 14

Answer 9

13 13

Answer 10

none