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Chuck Norris once ate an entire cake before his buddy could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
Wizards can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim on land.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Chuck Norris sparlkes in the dark. Beat that, Twilight.
The Boogey Man is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Kids wear Super Man pajamas, Super Man wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris doesn't need Twitter. He's already following you.
Chuck Norris doesn't do push ups, he pushes the earth down.
Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer; too bad he has never cried.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more than you.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
The original name of the movie was Alien vs Predator vs Chuck Norris, but the producers realized that nobody would ever watch a movie that only lasted fourteen seconds.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just never had the guts to tell him.
Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked.
Chuck Norris destroyed the Periodic Table, because the only element he understands is the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris can squeeze Orange Juice from a banana
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky.
Chuck Norris can hear Braille.
What else can I help you with?
Are jokes funny?
Jokes do not have to be funny. But if they are not funny, they are not really jokes! There are bad jokes and there are good jokes. Good jokes are better. Bad jokes can be embarrassing........It would be interesting if someone could tell us what makes something funny, but there not be an answer to that. You just have to know it when you see it, I guess!
What did one eye tell the other eye?
There are a couple answers:I never knew we both lived on the same block!Between the two of us, something smells!
Can you translate Spanish to English and conjugate verbs?
Only if you tell us what verbs to translate and conjugate.
What does the word appriciate?
In terms of the English language, the word appreciate means to be grateful or thankful. The word appreciate is used as a verb in a sentence and is similar to giving thanks.
How do you say afiya in Spanish?
Would you please first tell us what afiya means in English? It is not an English word.
What things that laughing brings on us?
This is a question that you can answer yourself. Think, what makes you laugh? Laughings happens to me when: I tell a funny joke or vice versa I trip or do something klutzy I say something incorrectly I am tickled It really depends.
Can you tell us something about yourself about weekness?
tense
What is positive about Animation?
they look nice or they tell us something
Does rock art tell us something about humans?
yes it does
Are jokes funny?
Jokes do not have to be funny. But if they are not funny, they are not really jokes! There are bad jokes and there are good jokes. Good jokes are better. Bad jokes can be embarrassing........It would be interesting if someone could tell us what makes something funny, but there not be an answer to that. You just have to know it when you see it, I guess!
Why do you guys tell us that Rosa park have a sister and a brother then tell us she only haves a brother?
because you guys are lying about something
Tell us something about people and their occupations of the temperate zone?
i dont no
What can tell us if something is a acid an alkaline?
litmus paper test
What does the coefficient of -13644 tell us?
It tells you that something has a value of -13644.
What does the idiom had us in stitches mean?
To have someone in stitches means to cause them to laugh very hard by saying or doing something funny.It is an expression that is used when someone finds something hilariously funny. It means that someone said or did something funny enough to make your sides split with laughter. Hence why they were in stitches.laughing uncontrollably
What does carbon take from iron?
It would help us to answer this question if you were to tell us something about the situation that interests you.
Please tell us a little about your educational background?
So, you would tell the interviewer something about your educational background.
