What are good joaning jokes?

Answer 1

When I saw those teeth I didn't know if I should smile or kick a field goal.

You're teeth are so yellow i can not believe it's not butter.

You're so stupid you tripped over a wireless phone.

You have so many teeth missing, it looks like your tongue is in jail.

You're so bald, when you put on a turtleneck, you look like a roll of deodorant.

You're so dark, you spit chocolate milk.

Your head is so big you have to step into your shirts.

Your teeth are so yellow, it looks like you have grills in your mouth.

You're so fat, when you got on a scale it said "one at a time, please."

Your feet are so big your shoes have to have license plates.

Your breath smells so bad when you yawn your teeth duck.

You're so poor, you can't afford free samples.

You're so backwards, you sit on the TV and watch the couch.

You're so dumb, you can't pass a blood test.

You're so dumb, you took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Your teeth are so yellow, when people saw it, they said "taxi, taxi!"

Your teeth are so yellow, you slowed down traffic.

You're so dirty, when you went sky-diving, you created acid rain.

You're so dumb, you climbed up Mountain Dew.

You're so fat, when you got on a scale it said "to be continued..."

You're so ugly, when you went inside a haunted house, you came out with an application.

Your teeth are so yellow, you put Sunny D out of business.

You're so dark, when you put a coco pebble on your hand, it disappeared.

You're so tiny, when you jumped off a curb, you committed suicide.

You're so heavy, when you walk, you create earthquakes.

You're so heavy, when you sat on a bag of Doritos, you turned it into Doritos Jacked.

You're so heavy, when you go swimming you flood the earth.

You're so heavy, when you went into outer space, you created the Big Bang.

You're so clumsy, you got tangled up in a cordless track phone.

You're so fat, you got your own areal code.

Your teeth are so black, people thought it was coal.

Yo're so fat, when people saw you they asked, "where's the self-destruct button?"

You're so old, when someone asked what your age was, you said, "Unknown..."

You're so old, when I saw your yearbook, caveman were in there.

Your skin is so red, they replaced you with Clifford.

Your skin is so red, when you put an apple on your hand it disappeared.

You're so ugly, R.L. Stine wrote a book about you.

You smell so bad, your grandchildren stank.

You're so fat, when you saw the McDonald's menu, you said, "this isn't enough"

You're so tiny, you hold up a sign that says, "don't spit, I can't swim!"

You're so fat, when you go to a beach, whales came out and say, "we are family!"

You're so stupid, you tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

You're so ugly, you got arrested for mooning.

You're so ugly, when you jumped in a pool, all the water jumped out.

You're so fat, when you got on a scale, it was the last time I saw 102.0 FM.

You're so skinny, you have to run around in the shower to get wet.

you so dumb, you fell over Wal-Mart, tripped over K-Mart, and landed at Target

you so musty, when i asked you what was your favorite car, you said *sniff sniff*, a mustang

you so fat, when you walked inside Wal-Mart, the prices dropped

you so ugly, when you looked in the mirror, Micheal Jackson spirit said "Beat it!"

you so ugly, when you looked in the mirror, it cracked

you so fat, when you jumped inside a pool of water, all the water jumped out

you so stupid, you thought Taco Bell was a mexican phone line

you so fat, when you looked in the mirror, Micheal Jackson spirit said, "The man in the mirror! If you want make the world a better place, go to Planet Fittnes, and take your place!"