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There are three kids. Bean, Harold, and Lizzy. They are on top of a building. From a friend they heard that if they say an animal and jump off the building they'll turn into it, and land safely on the ground.
Bean and Harold wonder why they brought Lizzy. She's just plain mean.
Bean goes first. LION! He turns into a lion and lands safely.
Harold goes next. FROG! He turns into a frog and lands safely.
Lizzy's last. Um, DONKEY! Lizzy splattered on the pavement. She was already a jerk.
HA HA HA HA HA! So funny right? No wrong answer. It's a terrible joke.
What else can I help you with?
Do you want a joke?
Why do you need to iron an elephant? Because elephants are wrinkled.
Where can I find clean nautical jokes?
You can find clean nautical jokes at yachtpals.com.
What are funny jokes called?
Funny jokes Hey, that's a joke, what are funny jokes called? Funny jokes! that's a joke, too!
What are some good height jokes?
Your so short you should go to be a munchkin in the movie Wizard OF Oz hows the weather down there, short stuff? hey can you grab a moon rock for me, giganto? ( but these are more like insults.)
What is funny about dirty jokes?
Some people think it is funny but not for some some people that like dirty jokes are the one who say swear words and have the dirty stuff with females su dont get intrasted in those jokes
Do you want a joke?
Why do you need to iron an elephant? Because elephants are wrinkled.
What is the best website to find funny clean jokes 1 minute long for 4th graders?
akrweb.com has some clean jokes but there is also a rude jokes section so beware what they see :-D akrweb.com has some clean jokes but there is also a rude jokes section so beware what they see :-D
What are some of the best places to find free clean jokes?
Some of the best places to find clean jokes are in books. Bookland has many joke books, for adults and children available in their stores or on their website. There are also clean jokes on the internet as well.
Where will you find some good clean jokes?
funny jokes in the app section through your smart phone
Where do you find Clean Jokes?
Go on google and type in "clean jokes"
Where can I find clean nautical jokes?
You can find clean nautical jokes at yachtpals.com.
What are some short jokes?
Q: Why don't people tell jokes about popcorn? A: They're so corny!
Need some jokes about short people?
No no one should make fun of short people with short jokes its just not funny its like calling a tall person skyscraper its stupid and mean and yes i am short
What are some clean cool jokes?
What do you call cheese that`s not yours? Nachyo cheese
Hwat are some good clean jokes?
a guy walked into a bar and said ouch!!
What are some good hospital jokes?
You can find some good hospital jokes online at Great Clean Jokes. One hospital joke is " What's the difference between a marriage and a mental hospital? At a mental hospital you have to show improvement to get out."
What are cheesy jokes all about?
Cheesy jokes are all about jokes that are funny but not laughable. You can find cheesy jokes from the following sources: Jokes, Great Clean Jokes, Jokeroo.
