What are some jokes or riddles about peanuts?

Answer 1

One of the most famous peanut jokes is: Two peanuts were walking down the road when one was "assaulted" (a salted). Get it?

ANOTHER ONE:A preacher decided to make a home visitation to an elderly woman in his congregation. He arrives and she invites him in to sit in the living room. She asks if he would like some tea and he agrees. She goes to the kitchen to brew up a pot of hot water. He notices some peanuts in a dish and tries one. They are so good, he eats the all of the contents of the dish. She returns and he says 'I'm so sorry. I tried one and couldn't resist. I ate all of your peanuts'. She replied 'Don't worry dear. At my age, all I do is suck the chocolate off of them.' YET ANOTHER ONE:Q: How do you catch an elephant?

A: Hide in the grass and make a sound like a peanut.

Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your bed?

A: You can smell the peanuts on its breath.