What are the funniest blond jokes?

Answer 1

DISCLAIMER: i have nothing agaisnt blonds.

One of my favorites is this: There was three girls, a blond, a brunette, and a redhead. They had to climb up the 100 steps to get to heaven, but each step had a joke on and you had to read each joke before moving on but if you laugh you have to start over. The brunette went up to the third step and started laughing. The redhead got all the way to the fiftieth step and burst out laughing. The blond got to the 99th step and started laughing because she finally figured out the first joke!

I also like: There was three girls on a deserted island. A blond, a brunette, and a redhead. They found a Jinn in a bottle (dont know how the spell the real word but u know what i mean) and it granted them three wishes. The decided to each use a wish. The brunette wish to go to paris and poof she was there. The red head wished to go to new york and was sent there. The blond was lonely so she wished for her friends back.

Three girls were on a deserted island....... a boat came to save them, but it couldnt come close to shore. The brunette swam there easily. The redhead had difficulty but made it barely. The blond swam halfway decided she was too tired and swam back!

Answer 2

A smart blonde, a dumb blonde, and the tooth fairy were walking down the street, when they spot a twenty-dollar note on the ground. Who picked it up?

Answer: The dumb blonde... the other two are a figment of your imagination.

Answer 3

OK here's a funny one: there is a blond a brunette and a red head and they all just escaped from jail. There running from the police when they find a barn, they go in and find three potato sacks, so they each get in one. A little while later the cops show up, the cops say "lets kick those bags to see if anybody's in them." The cops go up to the first bag and kick and they hear "Meow" they say oh there's just cats in here. They kick the second bag and hear "woof" they say oh there's just a dog in here. They kick the last bag and hear "potatoes."

There was this blonde and she wanted to get her hair done. She goes to a barber and asks to get her hair layered. Later, when the barber got to the top of her head, he asks her to take off her headphones. She does not listen. Finally, after he asked her two more times and she still didn't listen he decided to take them off so he could finish. When he got done the blonde fell over dead. He picked up her headphones to find out what she was listening to and the speakers said over and over again, "breathe in, breathe out, breathe in. breathe out..." By: Me!!!!!!

a blonde asked a man what dose idk mean and the man answered i dont know the blonde says omg no body knows

a blode needed the time so she asked a red head what time it was she said 4:15 the blode says you know whats weard ive been asking this question all day and i get a diffrent answer

Answer 4

Three blondes walk into a bar... You would have thought one of them would see it.

There were three girls - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead - running from the cops. The brunette pointed to three sacks of potatoes and said, "Let's hide in those!"

A police officer picked up one bag of potatoes with the redhead inside.

The policeman asked "What's inside this bag?"

The redhead said, "Meow!"

"Just a cat..." the policeman said.

He then picked up the bag with the brunette and shook it.

The brunette said "Woof! Woof!"

"Just a dog," the policeman said.

Then he picked up the bag with the blonde inside."What's in this bag?" he asked.

The blonde replied... "Potatoes."

Answer 5

There were three girls - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead - running from the cops. The brunette pointed to three sacks of potatoes and said, "Let's hide in those!"

A police officer picked up one bag of potatoes with the redhead inside.

The policeman asked "What's inside this bag?"

The redhead said, "Meow!"

"Just a cat..." the policeman said.

He then picked up the bag with the brunette and shook it.

The brunette said "Woof! Woof!"

"Just a dog," the policeman said.

Then he picked up the bag with the blonde inside."What's in this bag?" he asked.

The blonde replied... "Potatoes."

Another:

There must be a million of them. I kinda like this one.

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A Blonde was down on her luck. To raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and said, "I've kidnapped you."

She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, Blondie."

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and the paper bag was there beside the pecan tree.

She opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"