What did customer say to the waiter when he was asked sirdo you want the soup or salad?

Answer 1

It says super salad. Get it?

the answer is

no Ill Have The regular salad

Answer 2

Oh, dude, the customer probably said something like, "I'll have the soup, but hold the salad, thanks." I mean, who needs all those leafy greens when you can have a nice warm bowl of soup, right? But hey, to each their own, I guess.