'bugger me if you can'
Donnez-moi in French means give me in English
"Pour moi" means "for me" in French.
"croyez-moi" means "believe me" in French.
tout pour moi means 'all for me' in English.
Parle-moi de ta famille means "Tell me about your family" in English.
"I can't (do that) right now. Send me a text"
You are ugly like me and yes you can be my friend.
"tu es moche comme moi, et oui tu peux être mon amie" (corrected spelling) translates as "You're ugly like me, and yes, you can be my friend" in French.
"moi" in French means "me" in English
call me if you can
c'est moi means "it's me" in English.
You can buy a cat for me for my birthday.
The sentence 'Je ne peux pas maintenant' means I can't now. The sentence Envoie-moi un message means Send me a message. In the word-by-word translation, the personal pronoun 'je' means 'I'. The adverb 'ne...pas' means 'not'. The verb 'peux' means '[I] can'. The adverb 'maintenant' means 'now'. The verb 'envoie' means 'send'. The personal pronoun 'moi' means 'me'. The indefinite article 'un' means 'a, an, one'. And the noun 'message' means 'message'.
Donnez-moi in French means give me in English
est-ce que tu peux déjeuner avec moi ? or (quicker, in spoken language) : "tu peux déjeuner avec moi ?"
"Pour moi" means "for me" in French.
Dites-moi means tell me.